Man Of Steel

Hmmm perhaps.. I still thought it was good

 

Av no intention whatsoever of going to see this movie.

Firstly, I don't fancy it. Secondly, I ****in hate the pictures. Full of annoying ****in pricks who each seem to be trying to eat their sweeties louder than the next ****in prick.

 

Agree.

 

Not overly fussed about seeing this movie either, i'll check it out when it comes out on DVD.

Is it true he sees his Ma in the raw when he develops x-ray vision?

That would scar any young lad no matter what planet you're from.

 

Medro's underpant elastic will be getting stretched watching it.

<medrolovesbatman>

 

Isn't Batman a homosexual allegory?

It's about a playboy millionaire who wears a mask and tights while sharing his big empty mansion with a young boy and an auld dude.

The whole premise pretty much screams "bum me"

 

Batman is Medro's favourite.

I think it's the tights and cape that does it for him.

 

It's possibly the symmetry between Richard Gough and Bruce Wayne that attracts him to it.

 

No I said the Batman films were good, at least the first two were.

You refuse to watch them because you think they're gay but you openly tell people about your love of the theatre.

 

That and the tights and cape.

 

Seems to me you're both gay. ST gay for musical theatre and Medro gay for a comic book hero or potentially a sex offending former Rangers captain.

I'm not sure yet on Medro.

 

Says a bloke too ugly to have a choice.

 

I don't see any denials from you. That must mean you're gay for both Gilbert & Sullivan.

 

I like the batman films. The new ones at least though I agree the whole premise is somewhat gay. Added to the fact that he has no super powers he is just a man in spandex.

 

Seriously Venom, have you ever had sex without having to pay for it?

 

Obviously someone is a bit sensitive about musical theatre.

And to answer your question; no I haven't. I always pay for it, I'm the best customer doon the harbour.

 

I see. You're still a virgin, aren't you?

 

Aye, 100% Virgin.

Let's meet in the theatre district and you can take my virginity to the strains of The Rum Tum Tugger.

 

No thanks. If I were gay I would hope I had better taste in men than a bloke who looks like he's had his face shoved in a Breville taster.

 

You're not gay but you constantly feel the need to talk about my looks, funny that.

You've obviously got a wee thing for me, it's some sort of twisted love that makes you feel ashamed. Don't weep too hard while you think about me and have a **** tonight.