Off the oatcake: (sounds encouraging)
Hannover fan
His pace, his ridiculous aerial dominance in both boxes and his natural willingness to defend whenever the ball is lost brought a new quality to Hannover’s attack, leaving it unimaginable how good the Red Devils must be if Diouf didn’t even make it onto the bench.
But when it comes to counter-attacking, Diouf is a nightmare for any defence. There is hardly anyone as fast as him in the already fast paced Bundesliga. Plus, Diouf does not fall as easily as so many wimps that contaminate Bundesliga football with their annoying presence. Instead, he uses his body like a buffer stop.
For an often uninspired and tired Bundesliga side producing low quality deliveries, he scored 15 goals and generated 7 assists in 27 league fixtures (as of 9th February 2013). He shot 7 goals in 9 Euro League appearances. He paved the way to the Euro League quarterfinals where he scored in both games against the later Cup Winner Atletico Madrid. While many of his goals are headers, the most astonishing goal was the 20 metres overhead kick against Schalke. But it is not only his goals that make Diouf so extremely popular among 96 fans, it is his inspiring determination and his pure will to run more than anyone else on the pitch. He usually has the most sprints and the highest maximum speed (up to 35 km/h), plus he scores and helps out in his own box if rendered necessary. In a match against Hoffenheim he had 33 sprints. He can be targeted with long balls from the defence or the keeper, yet he comes out on top and delivers the ball to one of the midfielders. If you want my 50 cents worth, there is not a shadow of a doubt that he is our most valuable player, measuring value not in terms of money but in performance on the pitch and the positive West African vibes that have permeated da club since the jovial Diouf joined the squad. Plus, he is not as money-craving and overrated as his American double. He is the real deal. Rumour has it that Jürgen Klopp is aware of that too…