Male Rape/urban legends

When I was at high school there was a rumour taht there was a gang of traid gansters called the Brotherhood patrolling the streets of Glasgow asking young white guys to join their gang!

If you said no, they killed you!!

Also, a rumour that a Glasgow chinese businessman refused to pay protection money to traids and was diced up n served to customers of his restraunt!!!

 

An urban legend at my school was a girl was caught frigging herself with a mars bar and she then gave it to her friend who ate it.

Loads of rumours about female teachers shagging students - especially Miss Devline the Biology teacher!

 

That was all the rage in East Kilbride when I was a kid, but nobody else seems to remember it.

 

The B52's "Rock Lobster" will never be the same again.

 

The funny thing about aids (yes, I'm aware there are hundreds of funny things about aids) is that it has long periods of inactivity. If a aids ridden junkie stabs you with a needle they have used, you are very unlikely to contract aids.

Once you have it but

 

I heard that one, too.

And, one about a guy in the year above me going to a rave near Edinburgh. His mates lost him and headed back West thinking that he must be baw deep in a field somewhere. Guy woke up somewhere in England (could've been Brighton) with no memory of even going to the rave and a sore back.

He hitch-hiked and blagged money to get trains home etc.

When he got home, his maw looked at his sore back and saw a big line of stitches.

She took ***** to the hospital where the doctors informed them that he was missing a kidney



We totally believed that, as well

 

I'm guessing every school had a female science teacher who is rumoured to have got a tit out in a biology lesson.

 

Same as the one I heard except the bloke woke up in a seedy bedsit in a bath of ice.

 

I grew up in Strathaven so maybe just a local myth.

 

Would make sense, you posh ****

 

Not in ours but there was a rumour about a guy (who, to be honest, shouldn't have been mixing with the general public - he was genuinely disturbed, had a **** in a class I was in, that type of ****) supposedly shagging this repulsive OAP geography teacher.

As it turns out, there was actually far more scandal at my school than was suggested in the rumours

 

A school teacher told us that the Environmental Health Officers had visited the local Chinese and found 2 Alsations in the freezer.

 

The legend that a guy is stoned, goes home, stick headphones on, shuts eyes, has a **** ...

opens eyes and his dinner is on his bedside cabinet - his mum had put it there!!!

 

Pigsy of monkey magic was real

 

cant beat some casual racism

 

I tell Toby we be outrageously

 

it's that thick little mutant supernorwich

 

No but Mr Jimmy did get his spam javelin out for a lesson.

 

Outrageous. They should have been much better stocked.

 

Rumour in our school that a guy was havin a bath and thought it would be the perfect opportunity to suck his own lad. When he leaned forward his back spasmed and he froze up. After yelps and moans his Da had to kick the bathroom door open.

.....we've never been able to look each other in the eye since.

There was a fella a few years older than us called Boner who supposedly was a randy ol chap and once fell through his front window after ****ing on a chair. I think the real reason for all the cuts over him was that he was running down his stairs, tripped and fell through the window. ****ing story sounds better though.