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Chappaz said:
This is one of the few threads over the past few days (a very quiet period) which was interesting and worth some discussion, but helmets have filled it with ****ing chicken puns.
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I was going to wait before replying but have moved you up the pecking order.


Regards.


jimileysbaldhelmet
 
Chappaz said:
I was actually looking forward to reading the replies to this story and making one of my own until I saw all the fooking puns <grr>
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To be fair mate,even with the transfer window it's been dead on here, if we didn't do something to keep ourselves entertained we'd fall into a korma . . . . um coma.
 
Actually.....getting away from the Indian theme, I had a drink last night with a rather attractive lady.

Things were going well until I thought I'd inject a bit of humour into the conversation.....I said " do you like Chinese food? "

She replied " I love it "

So I said " That's fantastic would you like to chow mein "
 
Started this thread then got busy at work so havn't seen the comments, had a look back in on this and must admit from being a serious enough thread it made me laugh with all the bad puns.

Keep it up lads.<laugh>
 
jimileysbaldhead said:
Actually.....getting away from the Indian theme, I had a drink last night with a rather attractive lady.

Things were going well until I thought I'd inject a bit of humour into the conversation.....I said " do you like Chinese food? "

She replied " I love it "

So I said " That's fantastic would you like to chow mein "
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That's a Number 69, isn't it?
 
SirBR said:
Started this thread then got busy at work so havn't seen the comments, had a look back in on this and must admit from being a serious enough thread it made me laugh with all the bad puns.

Keep it up lads.<laugh>
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SirBR said:
Started this thread then got busy at work so havn't seen the comments, had a look back in on this and must admit from being a serious enough thread it made me laugh with all the bad puns.

Keep it up lads.<laugh>
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I haven't seen any bad puns...

To be fair, I needed a good laugh too. On a train to Preston but left my phone in the car that dropped me off at Whitley Bay metro station. Realised the error at West Monkseaton and jumped off and had to bribe a newsagent £5 to let me use his phone. Apparently ****ing phoneboxes don't exist anymore. My dad being the auld codger that he is didn't know how to work my phone so got all the way back to Blyth only to have to turn around to give me my phone. Only going to be £18.75 out of pocket despite missing my train thus missing my connecting train at Carlisle. It has been a massive **** on to be honest.
 
This is terrible for Blackburn - we should be showing some respect instead of making bad jokes at their expense.
If they curry on buying cheep players who will commit lots of fowls they will risk their very eggsistence.
 
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