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Yeah John, you arsehole. Pay your dues. Steve looking to "lay some more pipe".

You should bend over backwards to "accommodate" him. He did the same for you! So "pucker" up, don't let this slide.

At least grease his palms with pony or, depending on how good he was/is, maybe a monkey.
Just don't "blow" it! ... Or maybe do?


Gee, Aussies looking good in the cricket. Going like the clappers in the first innings.

Head with a hard on, Smith too giving good Head with his back up.

Sorry that should read, Head with a hard ton, with Smith giving good backup to Head.

Wait, sorry. This autocorrect syntax is a bugger.

That should read, Head and Smith doing a Sixty Nine on each other.

Much better!