As the tourists are back, I'm doing some bike tours again, and I was out in Versailles yesterday with a group. I had a teenage lad who showed up wearing a Liverpool shirt, and we chatted about the football a bit on the train. He asked why I supported a team in the Championship, so I explained that we are the finest football team in the world. He asked why we'd never beaten Liverpool then. I showed him the screen shot of our 3-2 win against them in 2012. He laughed and said that was SOOOOO long ago.
Everytime we stopped throughout the day, locked up the bikes, and went to look at something, I lowered his saddle a little to make it harder for him to ride. On the last stop I turned the saddle backwards and told him never to disrespect QPR again on my tour.