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  1. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Just watching moodily in the corner.
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Nov 26, 2021
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    This is a brilliant story, a pub I've visited in the past and now facing a 4th night snowed in. Sounds like fun...

     
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    Sooperhoop, Nov 28, 2021
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    IwasanotherwatfordR, Nov 29, 2021
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  6. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Ole... <laugh>

     
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    Sooperhoop, Dec 1, 2021
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    It snowed today in Germay8:00 am: I made a snowman.
    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
    8:45 - TV news crew from Ch4 showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
    By noon it all melted
    Moral:
    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
     
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    Ouch... :grin:

     
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    looks good do they do knob extensions asking for a friend like:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Poor David never needs any help making an arse of himself...

     
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