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    This was on the Last Leg yesterday. Gotta love a sweary Aussie child.
     
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    This guy sees two kids walking in the pouring rain while one is pushing his broken bicycle and he stops everything he is doing and spends 5 minutes getting drenched with rain while he fixes this little boy’s bike. Big big high five to you good sir!
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    No messing with her!... <yikes>

     
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    Be worth a shot
     
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    Cheers stroller
    That was a fun filled use of half an hour
     
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    A Taliban fighter, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.

    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

    The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."

    The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

    "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."

    Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

    Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:

    "They won't let me in without a ****ing tie!”
     
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    Brilliant <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Keystone Cops stuff here... <laugh>

     
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