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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Smug simply craves attention.
    He stumbles from beel to beel oblivious that, as his smiley and word count rises so does his beel.
    He will be logging on as a guest from his Mansfield caravan loving the attention.
    Mark my words he will be back. Attention seekers like that always come back.
    I personally think the SAFC board will thrive in his absence as more posters will contribute as the fear of being shot down has gone.
    Those disciples of smug will have to cuddle their fluffy photoframe of him and his bionic arms until the great puppetmaster returns.
     
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  2. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    In 45 years travelling the country supporting Sunderland ........

    ...... I've met some great people and this forum is no different, Sunderland supporters and 'others' alike.

    Although I've only met a handful there are many more who are obviously cracking lads and good company.
    (I'll be meeting some again and some for the first time at V-Joe's wedding on Monday.)

    Some of those, and you, are very clever people in various ways and have a great sense of humour.

    I know that humour will mean you won't find any disrespect intended or comparisons made in this clip

    I suspect you'll also understand the meaning behind it.


    [video=youtube_share;Y-vicuO1b0s]http://youtu.be/Y-vicuO1b0s[/video]




    Hopefully, one day, Smug will come out of the wardrobe.


    ... even if no one else does.

    I've just paid for a sign to go on the back of the main van.

    It reads, "How's my driving, phone 08715 50 81 18."

    If anyone calls they'll find it's my gay "SENSUAL MALE MASSAGE" chat line & i love it…:emoticon-0135-makeu





    Smug the van driver told us a long tale…:wink:
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A special mention needs to go to Jacky went above and beyond the call to expose him.
    Some of the

    ^^ ^^
    Beelin no siree

    Moments will go down in history.

    So few words... So big an impact. :)
     
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  4. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    "Somb in mackem love in" is one of the tags.

    Makes me laugh, cowardly ****s hiding behind tags. <laugh>
     
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  5. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Ha! You can stick your neg rep up your arse, Ya daft twat.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sorted
     
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  7. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Ha! Cheers mate. Who was it? Or are you not at liberty? <laugh>

    It's quite ironic, I'll despise the mackems more than the rest of this thread put together.
     
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  8. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    Hopefully, one day, Smug will just come out of the wardrobe and rejoice.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I did peek who it was but couldn't say. It wasn't one of us mags though.. Or GC....
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Aye, a 60 year old wardrobe.

    Poor form that he apparently had a go at Sid.

    Sid lets things go a lot of the time which keeps his place flowing well.

    I foresee a return to the 'morning all.... (Oi, you're banned) ' days.

    It's their board though and not for us to meddle.
     
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  11. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    OK mate, no bother.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Are you going on Saturday mate?
    You in the usual place?
     
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  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    I am going Saturday, but I don't know if I'll be in the Star before the game. Definately be in after though.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    May swing by and say hello mate.
     
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  15. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Instant bans for any dodgy tags over there now #dictatorship

    Me - WMS

    In a nutshell, porn is not allowed even on GC, dont do it, or nudity, please all obide by these rules

    not open to debate, this is the way forward

    TAGS

    Of an offensive nature will also not be tollerated, anybody doing so will be made public and banned, simples, if you cant do it in a post but think you are immune by doing a sly tag then you are in denial, f** off and stop doing it or do it somewhere else its not wanted or needed here.









    ^^ ^^
    Not beelin... No Sireeee.
     
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    No bother, I'll be in the usual place. <ok>
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

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    Great pityb= that Smug has felt the need to stop posting on the forum for the greater good of the board..Some of the crap that was posted over the last few days from the GC mob was disgusting and boringly repetitive to the extreme...As for the poster who slagged me off on this thread, I can't even be arsed to check who it was to be honest, but will say that I class Smug as a friend, and for that reason will support him and back him up when I believe he is in the right, as I do with friends in the real world..
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I've always enjoyed that we can post on each other's boards and I haven't had any big issues over there with anyone, tho to be fair I do tone down my banter when I'm over there simply cos your board can get very confrontational and things escalate very quickly. Smug is usually one of the worst for escalating things if he's in an argumentative mood - tho he is far from the only one. I'm in the minority on here who thinks what has gone on this week was not good for your board and will have put a lot of good SAFC posters off from coming onto not606. Part of the problem is that Smug does leave himself open to this sort of thing though by starting threads to get a reaction, and laying traps to see who he can snare in his little games. The problem this week was that he laid a rabbit snare and caught a grizzly - and nobody knew how to get rid of it. With your board already having a few volatile characters who regularly step over the line themselves (if they've been drinking they tend to jump over the line headfirst - not that I'm singling out Billy and Comm). That puts your mods in an impossible situation because if they bring out the ban hammer to restore order it puts them on thin ice if they aren't bringing down a few of your own (and a few more of ours) at the same time. I feel sorry for your mods through all of this.
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    What right though? It was just some lovely immature sniping (the best kind of sniping... that's right... listen up all you Battlefield CAMPING SONS OF BITCHES, hiding in the bushes like a pussy and taking me out with your little rifle is basically cheating. Screw you). There was no right and wrong involved, well, until racism etc comes into play, that's just unnecessary. There was no twisting of football debate, no GC invasion across the board. I took it as a laugh personally!

    It was genuinely funny for a while for us neutrals (and not so neutrals), and to be honest, Smug, as usual, lost badly in terms of wit. He talks of unoriginality, but honestly, once a thread like that gets going, you can just skip his posts and read the other side's, because you know exactly the cack response he's put forward.

    Everyone likes a good heavo once in a while, and it's only natural a forum dominated by testosterone enriched, socially inept freaks occasional descends into such childish behaviour. Though, when it goes on for days though, it gets more than a bit stale. I think the Sunderland mods did a good job letting everyone exercise their demons, and they can all go back to normal for a few weeks <ok>

    I hope the next one doesn't happen for a while, because I have some f***ing books to read!

    P.s
    Comm is like a crazy anarchist
     
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  20. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Looks as though, bar the usual suspects like whitey and Bri their board is glad to see him go. Some pretty strong views coming out.
     
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