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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sammy's Silky Skills, Oct 27, 2014.

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  1. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    It's really tedious mate. I just don't get the "humour" of the general chat lot.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Oct 28, 2014
  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <wah> are you a danger to yourself sometimes? <laugh>
     
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  3. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes the most simple is the best for results and Jiffy (46th Chromosome) this morning really topped the lot. Keeping a eye on it from work and people couldn't figure out why I was chuckling away to myself. Raging I couldn't get involved
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Yes, erm, no, erm yes.
    Right lets ****ing meet.
    I have a million pound flat in Dubai so I'll meet you there in an hour.
    I've owned you. This is my thread now so dance little puppet dance.
    I'm going now.





    (Really I am)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 28, 2014
  5. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    No enough smileys 2/10, must try harder
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    The subtlety was great. Not many will have picked up on it.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    <doh>

    Typical goon. <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    You come on here and you don't even realise you're dancing to my tune. <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    All along I've been playing you like a fiddle.

    I'm typing from my yacht in the paddling pool in Monaco... Erm actually Mansfied but you are just obsessed with me. :D <somersault><doh>

    Now run along like the good little bitch you are and let uncle Smug carry on with the puppet show.<ok><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><cracker><steam><steam>:mad::mad::emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    How did I do?
     
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  9. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> getting there, missing a few dancing puppets <party>:emoticon-0170-ninja<party>:emoticon-0170-ninja
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    There's no Beel over there tonight... Nooooooo siiireeeeee
     
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  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    There's talk of banning me now <wah>

    In their mental gymnastics them banning us proves that they aren't beeling
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Christ. Their ban hammer must be a stump now.
    No beel to see over there... Move along.... No beel to see....
     
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  13. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    Mate that is uncanny <laugh>

    I thought after 30 pages or so he would have clocked on tht unless you keep it concise you look like a total lunatic.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    He really is oblivious mate. hasn't a clue.
    When someone points it out he just says 'I'm your puppet master', I'm in control blah blah blah.
    loving this forum at the moment.
    :)
     
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  15. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Since when were you allowed more than 10?
     
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  16. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    23 has just threatened to tell the police on Smug.
    Cue Smug backtracking.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Nah he'll bravado that out no problem. He knows 23 couldn't give a monkeys and has been toying with him. Its simply a face saving exercise now for Smug. I take it that its rolled onto new threads.

    I'm done now.

    Unless of course Smug drops in another classic comment...
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Bloody hell: almost 100 posts about a thread on the Sunderland board...Must be some sort of record...
     
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  19. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    ^^ ^^
    #beelin'
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    get's beat by a 1000+ thread about a gay chatline....
    just saying.....<whistle><whistle><whistle>
     
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