Make me hurt my sides laughing- ot

Aye, I'm out of it now mate. My everyday opinions sometimes get clouded on a Sunday evening after I've been talking to Stella all day. Not my argument anyway, but full of lager, I do tend to ramble.

 

Aye i'm out of it now, also. Its become lame and boring.

Everyone knows i think he's a ****...More so now, offering to fight people. I'm sure it won't be long till the next episode.


We do love a good meltdown on our board mind.

 

Before or after he owned Monaco?

 

I'd like to stop reading but then you get classics like these beauties:

"1. Originally Posted by Smug in Boots
You were the one who said they wanted to meet up, it's there on the thread if you care to check.

You then crowed that I've never been to Monaco as if you're the only one who could possibly do that.

When you realised I know Monaco better than yu do, and that I really am going, your arse dropped and you started backtracking.

But you still continued your insults, calling me a **** etc, then pretending it's all banter.

Whatever kind of madman it makes me, I don't care, but I will be looking for you when I'm down."

"1. Originally Posted by Smug in Boots
You won't need to recognise me, I'll make you well aware of who I am.
I'm not a coward who would blind-side a bloke.

I've already started to make enquiries and am looking through http://monaco.angloinfo.com/ to see if you've posted on there.

I know Mike who set the website up and hope to find out something from him"

What a f**ing clown, its gone beyond your standard making a prick of yourself. He can't even used the "I'm pissed" excuse. However he's not wound up in the slightest...

 

I've just spent the last God knows how long catching up with that thread from where I got up to last night. All very entertaining.

The bit that confuses me though - and this applies to all sides....

I know I have a sad, unremarkable and boring life and even I am struggling to keep up with that thread. How do all of those people with such exciting lives find the time?

 

I want to stop reading but............

"That's the first thing you've got right ........ I'll remind you of that when I see you.

I'll also make sure your right to work in Monaco is questioned, I doubt you're there legally ...... too thick.

I know people at the sous-préfecture de Monaco who can check your carte grise etc.

It's just a laugh and will help me pass a few days"

I blame the carer, he/she should have done the decent thing by now and took his laptop off him.

 

Its like a car crash, you just have to rubber neck a little.

 

Hahahahaha
Monaco is clearly a very dull place with nothing to do

If I ever become wealthy enough to move to Monaco, no offence lads, but you'll all be dead to me

 

So is he in Mansfield or Monaco?
Appreciate they both begin with an 'M'.

 

Mansfield...Neighbours must love him.

 

This is his best comment... #deluded

So are you saying that Dot is a fanny then?
This is the current batch of sad puppets dancing to my tune ..... plus about 20 guests who must be staring at the pitiful display.
(No wonder decent people don't bother posting is it?)

Anita Stay Here!, Gambol, gforgary, key, pud, Spear Lobber, The 46th Chromosome, tomph, Toon_Man_Sam1, Travelsick07

I'm away out but I'll pop back later to see if they're still jumping to my strings ..... it's great, I don't even have to be there

One of the sad c**ts actually tagged, 'Smug couldn't beat an egg' which is a joke I thought had died with Arthur Askey

See you later, enjoy the 'spectacle' .......

 

Looks like I've missed all the fun.
How did this beelplosion start?

 

The tags are hilarious too.
Loads of our lads got banned by that beelin mod GCmackem for tamer tags.
Double standards it is then.

 

I've nothing particularly against Smug. He can be an arse at times, but he's also aware of that fact and half the time I think he does it deliberately to get a reaction. He's got a few funny ideas that fit his stereotype of us, but so has RAW and we let him come and play peacefully enough. I've got no idea whether the lifestyle he claimed to have was genuine or not, and I don't really care as it doesn't affect me, but quite a few of the decent Sunderland lads have met him and say he is straight up so I will take him at his word. Whatever the case, at the end of the day we're all a bunch of football fans who spend varyingly significant amounts of time posting on a football forum so none of us can have that much better to do.

One thing I am fairly sure of though is that he will be loving the amount of attention he is getting on both boards at the minute.

 

I fear for The Funk.

This is strange-----

Hahahahahahahaha.
Me - Poor Smug getting rinsed by the GC lads.
Thread of the year right here.
More Beel than Walford.


Funk- The GC lads are only on here because I laid the bait, knowing they'll take it like bitches and knowing smug would destroy them. Worked like dream, better than I ever imagined. I've played this like a fiddle

Now Smug is even getting chat box mentions, he's completely consumed their mind. He's kept them dangling on string make no mistake.

 

fixed…

 

It really is comedy gold over there.

 

Truly mind boggling stuff that. I set the tags and GC link - they beeled, and somehow he set some sort of trap. Words fail

 

I can't even keep up with the shenanigans on that thread. The rivers of beel are overflowing, I love it.

 

There's a Funk meltdown imminent.
He's just popped off to smoke drugs so it should be fun tonight.