I tell you what, if Albert ever tries to oust Cronemeister from doing the match threads, I'll stick his ****ing arse in Fenwick's window - and it won't be attached to the rest of him!!!
2 match day threads with correct score predictions in a row...that has to be a record surely? Might have to go for the hat-trick when we head off next week to take on Fat Sham’s lot! That was a seriously great win tho, diame is an absolute beast...must be worth about £30m now I reckon!
Agreed he was that much in control he even had time to serve a cup of tea to Rafa halfway through the second half. Must admit, I’ve never seen that done before.
You just wait until Pouchy gets back from finishing his prawn sandwiches and proseco cocktails he’ll put you right.
After the Liverpool game: Today: 4 games. 4 ****ing games and suddenly it seems like we're going to finish in the top half. What the ****?
Next season I hope we try and enjoy the downs a little more than we have this season. Rafa's Newcastle hits it's element towards the end of the season. Every. ****ing. Time.
Rafa's teams are the football equivalent of tantric sex. Start off slow, pound away, hit a lull then full thrust with an immense climax.
Always with the ****ing surprises Windy. Why can't you just be normal? "tonight love we're having some alcohol followed by missionary for about 5 minutes. When I'm done you're going to have to just finish yourself off but be quiet as I've got work in the morning". Normal see.