Match Day Thread Mags pre match meet up?

Must be love Bri.

 

She is out of my league so I'm doing something right with her.

 

I'll marry that girl mate. Just gutted she'll be number two. If I knew then what I know now...

 

Happy for you! I hope I can find that one day

 

I'm on #3 mate. As long as I have a pulse, I have optimism.

Always on the look out for the next Mrs Ex-Blunham. So's the missis

You marry that lass mate! Don't forget the Not606 table at the wedding!!!

 

You will mate. Your a great bloke who's not bad to look at. Just a matter of time. You're a catch. Thing is though, you never find them looking. I found Georgie at my worst when it was the last thing I wanted or was looking for.

 

Well if you chaps insist.... We meeting at Billy's favourite shady car=park or what?

 

I dread bumping into ex's, ex wife especially. We divorced on great term but still, it's just weird!

Not sure if we'll elope or not but whatever we do they'll be some kind of shin dig with open invite. Need to get a job and devote 3 months wages for an engagement ring first. I'm a traditionalist, much to my ladies annoyance. Security before marriage and marriage before kids It's how I roll and why I'm child free.

RPP Mate. Restraint, protection and principles.

 

FFS I've just got back from there with your mother. I am free now though, I left her with those Greeks behind that big market kebab shop.

 

Knew you were a secret Geordie, my mother is a Clysedale!!! #horsepounder

 

By the sounds of it @Blunham Mackem needs to wear a disguise when he goes out as it seems inevitable he'd bump into one of his harem!

Disagree with your outlook a little mate. Marriage can come before security for me. But security before kids.

3 months wages on a ring is idiotic nowadays as well unless you're earning an utter packet. I bought my missus something for about 750 saying "I'll buy you a bigger one when I've made something of myself." She threatened to bite my bollocks off if I try and replace the first one.

 

It's not so much an outlook mate, more than a way of being brought up. I realise I need to move with the times and make allowances but I hate the values society has abandoned. I won't have kid before marriage though. Can't budge on that. Everything else is idealism though fella I can budge on those things.

Security is subjective. To me that's just a full time job on a permanent contract. The house, car, credit and what not can come later.

 

Why do you think I've ended up in Saudi, London and now Blunham? Gotta keep moving mate.

 

Sounds like Burlham is living in a small town world. My ex had an IQ which qualified for Mensa comfortably. She has a bright future and confident it will take her places I'll never have to see her again

 

Permanent job with prospects is what I'd consider security. Agree about not having a kid prior to that point. Agree with being married before the kid as well.

Some of those values are worth keeping but some are just a bit dated for me.

 

You're like the Jason Bourne of divorcee's mate!!!

 

Me, Mr Burlham does live in a small town world.

I live in a village now, I wear a mask in case some Mr Big Town drives through and recognises me. This witness protection programme's a bitch mate.

 

My real name is David Webb.

 

Agreed, but I ain't palming her of with no Argos Elizabeth Duke. She's worth more than that. Way more

 

At least say you got to choose your own name