Match Day Thread Mags pre match meet up?

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I was always taught it was the blokes who put it in the arse that are ***s.

 

Now the guessing begins as to which one is you?

 

Now hang about If anyone is an arse bandit...the one who enjoys sticking their end in bumholes is surely it...

 

Ha!...yeah, called me out on that one!!

 

tut tut

 

Don't be daft, it's great. Asserts your authority over them too

 

Corrected






Edit: Unless it's a girls finger

 

Haha just kidding, point of my post was to say you both look top notch!

 

Relax big fella, think you misunderstood. Meant no harm. Cheers.

 

I'm always relaxed mate

 

Just curious fellas, how much is a beer worth at the SOL? Over here at the footy I'd pay about $7.50 for a midstrength beer hotdog would be worth about the same, fish and chips about $12.. All in all an expensive day out here especially if you take the family.. Taking into account the £ is worth nearly twice the aussie dollar..

 

Dunno, I never risk going in there unless I'm blind drunk

 

It's about £3.80 a pint but it's worth **** all because it's pish.

 

There you go Aussie, the resident beer expert has spoken

 

Haha yeah mate as soon as I mention beer billy appears

you get served pints? You live in a lucky country mate! Can't even get a pint here and no fullstrength beer either.. If you want spirits, well it comes in a little piss cup

 

Pints in those squeezy plastic glasses - by the time you've found something to lean on you've spilled half the ****er.
You couldn't get pissed on it as I doubt any man's bladder could hold the amount required.
The food is rank too.
Fortunately there are several places around the stadium to eat & drink.

 

She obviously didn't like hers.

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Stupid cow

 

Can't believe I've missed this thread until now, this has proved one thing, my perception of people's looks is terrible, you all look totally different to what I imagined.
Here goes then..
This the wife and I at The Ritz having afternoon tea at Xmas a couple of years ago.