Match Day Thread Mags pre match meet up?

.......... when I'm alone in my bed

 

It was cool mate but you get some funny looks and it takes maintenance that I just cannot be fecked with.

Also when I realised you get more compliments from middle aged men than good looking women it was time to scrap it

 

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

When I got bored with my long hair, I shaved it all except a Mohican down the middle ....... but left the massive beard.

I popped round to me Mam's, to take her some groceries, and she locked the door on me.

I had to take off the Mohican and shave before she'd let me back in to see her

 

Maintenance has never bothered I need to start mine 3 hours before I need to be ready fella. Can't blow dry just towel dry, takes hours to dry because it's so thick. I'm no oil painting but never had problems with the ladies, all about confidence and making what you've got work for you. You wouldn't believe some of the women I've had, out of my league is an understatement.

 

Nailed it. If your confident, can make them laugh and hold a conversation it's a done deal

 

And I can dance. Lasses know if a bloke can dance well he can **** well

 

True, most lasses like the Hokey-Cokey mate

 

You put your left leg in.......

 

I've they like it when I put my middle leg in, my middle leg out, in, out, in, out and I shake it all about.

 

I've always been a wash and go man so that hair cut was living on borrowed time from the beginning. Can't abide spending more than half an hour getting ready. No my hair is longer I'll happily go out with it wet as opposed to drying and styling it.

Hard to look confident when you look like you've just been waterboarded!

 

Good thing about my hair is that it needs no styling at all, just the wait for it to dry so it's no real ordeal to wash my hair a bit earlier in the day I'm going out. Doesn't take me long to get ready providing I wash my hair early. I'll go out with it wet but that's to the shops, It's got to be dry if I'm going to the pub or for something to eat.

 

The moment this board hit an all time low

 

Thi thread is taking a turn for the worse..

It;s sounding like a meet up for a George Micheal, night out...i have to dee me hair.

 

Long gone are the days where i used to say after putting my glass upside down on the bar and saying i will fight the best man in the house ,good sport when you are young and miles from blighty, more tolerant now in my older years its great getting old NOT.............high six.

 

leaves me out then ...high six

 

I promised Mrs Smug that, once I hit 60, there'd be no more 'events' ........ I mean to stick to it as well

 

Better than you groundhog day arguments Smug which ever way you look at it. .