Don't marry her marra.... They let themselves go a bit !! My mates sister was a stunning Sunderland fan who married a Geordie bloke who ran a Greggs, you can't believe the transformation in 6 months... Unbelievable ! Just think about it !!!
I was under the impression that, that was marriage in general. The women get bigger as the wallet gets smaller!
You're welcome to have a go mate, cruising round the world with her gal pals might be fun for her, but for me...
Very good mate. That bit about the Geordie who owns Greggs....that's me dream right there. Unlimited steak bakes.
I gave up my season ticket after the year we finished 16th, said I wouldn't go back while Pardew was there. When wor lass announced her 3 and a half month absence I took out the half season ticket as I knew I'd have loads of spare time. As it turned out, Pards left shortly after so I was true to my word. The football though has been...painful
You're a massive Dominic Monaghan! My height and your looks I reckon we could sneak onto the Lord of the Rings set unnoticed Haha.
It's more of a compliment. You're more handsome than him I think it's just that intense face you're pulling in the pic, reminded me of him instantly!
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Just though I'd get it in there before anyone else does. He's a bitch me, this explains the bitch concept. Me and my lass play it a lot where we point out inferior looking versions of each other(Bitch Brian's and Bitch Georgie's so to speak) just to take the piss out of each other