Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Impossible, just impossible.

 

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**** me who are they going to blame next? I heard Lord Lucan knocked up a beautifully handwritten letter about why Newcastle shouldn't be allowed any money, which was hand delivered by Bruce Lee who got a lift to premier league headquarters by Elvis Presley on the back of Shergar.

Whole thing stinks if you ask me let them have the Arab money now!

 

Football stinks! It stinks because the people who stink are preventing stinkier people from stinkying it up even more!

 

Wor Messi lad, proper newkey number 9

 

So if the Mags had their new owners in place they would be out spending PSG. That seems to be the gist of it.

 

And the region if not the world would be better off!

 

This is what I don't get, the unwashed think/thought after this imaginary takeover was done they would buy the best players in the world and pay them stupid money. The Arabs transfer plans were £50M per transfer window plus anything generated from outgoing transfers. That gets u a centre half from Brighton these days,.

 

I believe they have proved the whole universe would have benefited from the takeover.

 

And the Saudis would have refurbished the Cooperage and reopened the Cradlewell whilst they were at it.

 

Imagine how good our squad would be if the Saudis took over, just the presence of them in our region would attract quality - Some geordie.

 

Or Lionel Messi for a season.

 

Not necessarily embassing themselves with this one as he looked good on loan for them. But they do love a 6 year deal for some reason those feckers. Get handed out like confetti....

 

Strange one Arsenal letting him go as he looked more than decent from Jan to May.

 

Apparently Steve Bruces farts stink ,as he lets off a stinker silent one at the match and cant keep his joy in

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Messi will be on more than that and hoy in Donnarumma on a free as well, plus Ramos and winaldum. I can see Joe Linton wanting a pay rise.

 

*BREAKING NEWS*

Sky Sports reporting that an Newcastle training session was delayed nearly 2 Hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch. Training was suspended & the Police called. After a complete analysis experts determined that the white substance unknown to the Players was the Goal Line. Training resumed after the Police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this Season.

 

Funny, and slightly weird, watching Bruce on Look North tonight talking about the Villa match.

You'd think the penalty, they didn't get, would've won the game for them.

They were 2-0 down ffs and only managed one attempt on goal in the whole game ...

...if you want to win games Steve, try kicking the ball towards that big net thingy.

 

Casually overlooking the fact that the decision was absolutely bang on.