Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

The funeral marches, restaurant stalking and shouting at shops are all funny ...

... but for sheer embarrassment the mentalist waiting for days outside the PL, to be totally ignored, is my current favourite

"By this time next week there'll be 20,000 Geordies here!"

 

I miss Tyler.

 

2 questions.
1 - why does the bloke in the bottom right hand corner look like Gary Glitter in his Vietnam phase?
2- why does Steve Wraith think having that dyed beard with his shiny bald head makes him look less of a complete tit than normal?

 

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2 -

 

Brilliant, Brucey bonus, where's Wally Tyler

 

I've actually watched that video of him and it's hilarious.

The internet is poor so Wraith has to ask each question 3 or 4 times. There's also a time big time delay after which Tyler looks gormlessly at the camera and says each time,

"Errr well Steve that's a possibility, who knows?"

When Wraith asks if he's at the PL specifically for the AGM, he doesn't even know there is one

 

Didn't watch it marra but glad to hear Wally Tyler didn't let their side down

 

Geooooordies

 

Can't stand the idiots that parade their idiocy on those channels. No wonder everyone thinks we are loons!

 

I have always found the most annoying bullshitters are the those that talk such uttershite

Is this the video with the comedy gold of "what's your favourite chant?" "The one that goes geeeeeeeooooorrrddddiiiiieeeeesssss like that!"

Also has anyone seen the mag on loan at Plymouth who wants to beat us at home even if it's for Plynoouth and remembers in the check a trade. When they brought 4,000 mad geordie that sang for 90 minutes! Did they? or did they turn up expecting to be able to laugh at their kids beating our first team and made no noise as it was never a contest (men against boys football rarely is).

 

He seems to have absolutely no crack at all and is so boring it's hilarious Wraith keeps asking him to 'come to the studio' for an interview.

He also seems to know very little about Newcastle ...

.... almost every one his answers starts with Errrrrr ....

 

Typical of them, to be honest. Inflate how many they had there, twist it to fit the myth, hut the thick twat doesn't mention he scored an own goal that game.

 

Does he mention that their 'hard lads' were scattered by a few drinkers at the Colliery Tavern?

 

To be fair they have announced their spokesman to see the PM if he agrees to a meeting.

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I love the way the Chinese lass is trying to ignore him and not look at him, like a drunk on the metro that everyone hopes will just go away if you ignore them!

 

It's the wifey in pink gets me......"nom, nom, nom, nom, nom....."

 

I liked the picture of the mag fan and his kid sitting in the stand at Carrow Road, looking sick as a chip, while the scoreline in the top left corner reads.....
Norwich 0 v 3 Sunderland.

 

Followed by a lick of the lips at the end, like a lizard just noticed there was a fly on its lip

 

I have regular text exchanges with my Mag family and, despite us being 2 leagues below, always have summat new to throw at them.

I said there were no supporters with a greater history of stupidity so they came back with the usual stuff. I just sent 'Google Images embarrassing Newcastle supporters' and it all went quiet.

If you actually do that it's page after page of loons wearing tea towels & berets, dressing as vicars and smashing up their own town ...

... there's just no one like them

https://images.app.goo.gl/VvhX4UaCxLYe43eU8

 

The Entertainers.