Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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And there, summed up very clearly, is a mag. Thick, barely literate, has to swear every other word to make him look "hard" swaggering around in his mag top (in this case showing off his roid produced muscles, though a skinny little kid/fat twat is an acceptable alternative) trying to look hard, laying his accent on with a trowel as if to say to passersby "I'm a Geordie, me", attempting to seem passionate and clued up, yet coming out with this **** while he wanders around a call centre/business park with not a soul around on a late morning/early afternoon weekday, playing to a non existent audience while other people are working. All he shows himself as is as an unemployed moron, wandering the streets talking and swearing to himself like a mental patient off his meds. The rest of the world will laugh, but this prick thinks he's clever. And they wonder why people are laughing at them and enjoying their failures to get transfers done.

 

Heads gone lol

 

Stalker Alert. Stalker Alert

 

There is something mentally wrong with these ****ers like. I’m down Blackpool for Rebellion festival. A punk thing. A few lads come along while I’m waiting for The Undertones to come on. Lad stands in front and says do you mind if a lad from Newcastle stands in front of you. I asked why it matters where he’s from and why he’s telling me. First time I’ve seen a skunk stuck for words. I’m not really sure what I’m trying to say but I’m 57 now and I despise these gobshites. Why the **** would you say where you are from? It’s annoying me now

 

He’s actually a Man Utd fan taking the pee out of them, just look at his other tweets he also ribs them for the Sam Fender carry on and wearing the shirt at every occasion.


He’s great

 

Jokes on us that’s their new Korean keeper.

 

"I hope we relegate them". Ah, remember when we officially relegated them when we beat Everton yet we never bang on about it?

 

Just watched something on YouTube and a mag was saying last season was the best in their history.

 

Since the club was founded in 1992

 

What a sad ****! Most of the Premier league! Most of the Premier League won't give a ****!

 

Beat me to it! Was going to say when do you reckon he is taken history back to?

 

It mush have killed Craig Hope, Luke Edwards, Farrington et al witnessing that, it’s never mentioned but had the shoe been on the other foot and we went down and they survived they would still be bringing it up and referring to it every opportunity.

 

They'd have a song to the tune of 'whole world in his hands' about it and it'd be longer than a Pink Floyd album track

 

Didn't turn out to be very accurate the last time they did that! Can't remember the lyrics but the gist if it was we are richest club in the world and we have signed every ****er before they signed anyone?

Turns out it isnt quite as easy to sign players when competing with the big clubs! You know the real life big clubs not the in mags dreams big club they are!

 

This is true. Even if I mention it to mate and other Sunderland fans, a few always day "eee aye,forgot about that", Yet they continue to bang on about the 5-1 a million years ago.

 

newcastle need to realise, not everyone likes them as they seem to think, "everyone's second team" ****e was because of Keegan nearly 30 years ago and they fail to recognise that.

 

Their sense of entitlement is growing every season...silly really, they just set themselves up for a fall. They are a long long way off being an elite club at the top table of English football..albeit, they have the money

 

I have just thought, the Geordie Nayshun are owned by the Saudi state. Perhaps we could start calling them the Saudi Nayshun. Nice ring to it