Sat outside the training ground waiting for Isak https://twitter.com/adamp1242/status/1953058484263485726?s=12
Seriously, his parents need to sit the lad down and get him some help … … there's football and then there’s this. What’s more disturbing is that their MPs, pop singers and TV presenters all get involved and self-validate each other. When they talk about how it’s affecting the mental health in the area they really mean it, but they're doing it to themselves … … it’s self harm and it seems to be on the increase.
Oh it gets better. Some Mag has noted Isak's Reg plate searched DVLA website and seen his tax is out of date and tagged DVLA about it.
You can tell it's a slow news day for the mags so SSN has decided to return to the time when they signed She-ra and an interview with John Hall
They do have more sad cases than most, but even given that, they must have looked long and hard to find a knacker like that!
Not really. "Peter" the Durham Mag is the embodiment of about 30,000 bandwagon 92ers. Him and his ilk are 2 a penny.
I love some the comments on there! "No wonder Isak wants to leave. Mate just go home" "Even at our peak of pissed off with TAA not one of our fanbase displayed jobless behaviour to this degree, well done lad' "Why is your shirt still on or is that just a winter thing?" "This TOOL!!!!! Sat in his deck chair, knowledge of a newt! Up there with the most embarrassing of them all" "One day you'll meet a girl , and look back on stuff like this and cringe" "What are you going to do, give him a funny look" "Has Eddie chucked a bbq’d sausage over the wall for you yet, Adam? Toasted marshmallows for pudding" "Could you picture sesko pulling up there and seeing this man on his fishing chair He'd turn that car and do a runner" "Here mate .. take a picture of me from behind, sat down waiting for a man to turn up for work"
Anti-NUFC comments on Twitter have reached an all-time high Social media have realised how hypersensitive they are and are queuing up to take the piss Bad time to be a mag, but a great time to follow The Lads
His poor mam "Adam, what are you doing in your bedroom, are you messaging people on the internet again?" "No mam, honest." "Well what are you doing, you've been up there for hours since you came back from Benwell." "Err, masturbating mam." "If you're lying to me Adam I'll send your dad up." "No honest mam, I've been pulling it for ages ... it's red raw!" "Good lad, I'll shout you when your tea's ready."
