All clubs have 'moments' when their player kicks a cat, crashes a car or clarts around with girls ... ... but Newcastle consistently embarrass themselves on and off the pitch Even in a year when they've actually won a cup, in 70 years, they're still showing themselves up and being the butt of everyone's jokes. Their self-image of how they want to be seen is totally at odds with how people see them ... absolute madness. Dan Langley NU @DanLang12 ยท Jul 30 I thought this was going to be a great summer it's turning into a nightmare... Isak downed tools Can't get out targets Lost 3 games in a row Players are getting Injured Need at least 5 more players in Sesko is going to Man U Less than 3 weeks before season starts #NUFC
I remember an interview where she talked about the tough times before she got famous, slaving away at Radio Newcastle while living rent free at her boyfriends farmhouse I don't think she's self aware enough to do a pisstake
Sweet deal for the boyfriend, after talking all day she'd be too tired to start yacking on about the mags
