Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Was JFK going to sign for them ?

 

Yeah, along with his brother, Bobby and Martin Luther King. All three assassinated to stop them winning the league, but failed to prevent them winning the Fairs Cup. Mulder and Scully told me, the truth is out there...

 

Some flags or chance of a premier league trophy and more money? Hard choice like!

That is if we allow them to have the monopoly on flags and shir for players! Which they don't have and if he goes and bangs in 20 + goals a season at Liverpool he is could well be adding premier league and champions league trophies and they will do him flags aswell, cause despite what they told by the media they aren't in a minority because they love a goalscorer!

 

How embarrassing they’ve got Gabby Logan begging for him to stay. It’s so pathetic.

 

Pleading for him not to leave cause he's at home, wonder what was the reason she left Newcastle for if she thinks it's home

 

I haven't watched it so I may be wrong but I think this is all he needs and he will be on the phone asking for a 10 year extension!

 

It's like they're all trying to outdo each other and try to be more infantile than the last ...

... it won't be long until they're all talking like the tossers off the Haribo advert

 

Them adverts. Am i the only one who cannot understand anything they say?

 

Viking blood!

 

Christ on a bike! Please, pass me the sick bucket, I'm gonna vomit. Thank God I'm not diabetic, that was so f@cking sickeningly saccharin I'd need a ton of insulin after watching that.

So, Gabby, I take it the word "integrity" doesn't mean a lot to you in your career.

 

Went to Durham University in the 90's, lived in Durham not Newcastle. 92er Durham Mag the worst kind.

 

I'm hearing whispers that Sting, Jimmy Nail, and Ant n Dick are proposing a "Band Aid" style concert on the Town Moor to get "Wor Alex" to stay. All proceeds to a Tyneside mental health charity

 

I know mate, she latched onto them at university under Keegan. She only lived in the North East for a couple of years while she was at uni and had moved to London by 1996.

You'd think she'd have been a Leeds, Spurs or Coventry fan, as they're who her dad played for, and she was born in Leeds. Adopting a team at 19 or so like that is strange, especially if you have connections to other clubs.

 

Born in Leeds, went to school in Leeds, went to college in Leeds, her dad played for Leeds. Went to University in Durham, lived in Durham for a couple of years, and instantly became an adopted "Geordie" and Newcastle uber fan.

 

I thought sting was a lads fan, I'm sure I read it a couple of years ago on one of the forums

 

She says in it about Isak's "Viking DNA" his DNA is Eritrean as that's where both of his parents are from. FFS

 

This explains a lot because of all most vomit inducing mags the worst by far are those who have no real reason to support them than they were fashionable in about 92 so they jumped on the bandwagon then or their parents did and they followed!

See Durham, Crook, Weardale mags if you need anything example. Try too hard and will pretend they are Geordies when on holiday and reckon all Geordies are git class and hard not like them soft mackems! It's ****ing pathetic!

 

Ya telling me he isn't a typical viking? All he needs is a helmet woth horns, preferably one side snapped off a bit!