Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Totally lost the plot, ‘success and trophies’

 

Yeah, back in the nineties maybe. Quite a bit has happened since then, nobody gives a **** about them these days.

 

They're the best neighbours you could possibly have aren't they ...

... even when your house has been flooded, your lass has run off and the beer's run out they can always reduce you to tears of laughter.

"We are the world famous Newcastle United."

 

Famous for horse punching definitely

 

Boys and girls, how old?

 

The great entertainers how far are we going back here ? 95-96 twenty five years ago?

Sunderland were Bank of England club in 1958 by the time we won the cup 15 years later we had reverted quite rightly to being described as the “plucky underdogs”

just how long is this ****e going to go on being peddled??

 

Exactly

 

Absolutely amazing how with every passing week their 'history' gets richer and richer

 

Oh my god what the hell do they put in their water up there?

 

I'm really starting to believe they're doing it as a wind up now like

 

Sadly no, too many of them genuinely believe it. And the more rubbish like this comes out, the more of them buy into it.

 

There are Newcastle teenagers being brought up being told they were always one of the top clubs, storming Europe and signing the world's best players.

No wonder they churn out this drivel is it ...

.... they truly believe only Ashley is holding them back.

 

we divvent understand though

 

Not sure if this is true or not but heard a rumour that there is a tick box on the season card form that asks if your iq is above 50. If your IQ is above 50 that disqualifies you from buying a season ticket there.

 

They are being fed stuff in the same way as Trump did to the minority gullible Americans. He had them believing the Presidential Election had been stolen from them regardless of facts. Some of the Mags seem to have the same cult instinct.

 

Change the "L" to an "N" in the second from last word and that's a spot on description!

 

And as the great Sir Keane stated even when they had a decent team and played decent football they still won **** all

 

I actually wondered if the person i posted was a Sunderland fan taking the mick, cos reading his other posts it could be..lol.

 

They certainly are, i miss the shouting at shops.