Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Some old but hilarious ones.

 

It's only 'a handful of idiots' according to them though. Yeah right, there is a litany of them man

 

There's only a handful of fans.
Well it only takes a few to fill the ground. Fat cùnts.

 

My great uncle once said to me, "Buy land if you can because one day someone will pay over the odds for it", unless its the thousand pound that was paid for the prime land smack dab in the middle of major redevelopment project that the Seaburn Hotel is now built on.

 

not sure balls deep is what happens during that particular act.

 

Ian Dowie on the first tat?

 

Dowie and Simon Grayson's love child

 

Or going round your other half parents wearing it for Sunday dinner

 

https://x.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1831410326614766033?t=cPUz9njAJ9ZpQV7VKYToJQ&s=19

 

There's a new help line opened for dissatisfied
Supporters of the scum

0800 101010

And a mnemonic to help them remember.

0800
Won, nothing
Won, nothing
Won, nothing

 

Do I not like that Mitchell bloke? No I do not.

Is it because he does that thing I can't stand where people ask themselves a question and then answer it? Yes it is.

 

I called a radio station which was asking football fans for memories of their club's trophy wins.

When I got through there was a message with a range of options ...

'For European trophies press 1'

'For League Title wins press 2'

'For domestic cup competitions press 3'

'For any Newcastle supporters please hang up now unless you have episodes of delusion and believe the Fairs Trade Cup counts or you're in your eighties in which case we have a dedicated line for those with hearing difficulties or partial memory loss.'

 

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Or we riot

Punch horses.
Shout at shops,
Stage funerals.
Spill gravy .
Shag our mams/sisters, dad.

 

Average Tuesday for them.

 

Mags have paid the tax man

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/30277292/newcastle-news-hmrc-mike-ashley-public-investment-fund/

 

If they stage a funeral now they won't even need a coffin ...

... just a chainsaw and a bin liner.

 

Bin Snorting
Bin Dealing
Bin thieving
All arrested.

Nobody could find Bin Working.

 

At my mate’s wedding do at Bowbirn hall today. Watching the England game in the bar sat next to a mag.
He literally turned and said that Newcastle have the best midfield 3 in the premier league in Tonali, Bruno and Joelinton.
Then went on to say the same about their front three on Isak, Gordon and Barnes.

Nonidea why they haven’t won the league yet. When I said none of those players get in ahead of Rodri, De Brutne etc. he argued again!

Ironically, another mag who is here couldn’t look him in the eye and agree. He knows how embarrassing it sounds!

 

Tonali may turn out to be a great PL player but it's impossible to know.