Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Happy birthday mate.

 

happy birthday marcus

 

Happy birthday @marcusblackcat

Get yourself some dressed crab from Latimer's (or the crab and whiskey soup as it's pretty grey down here now!)

 

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WoW

 

Desert island dicks!!

 

Made me chuckle that. Top form.

 

Jesus that’s horrible

 

Makes me want to drink a couple of bottles of tequila and some dark rum, then vomit all over them, preferably while they're being worn.
Saying that, the mags generally make me want to vomit anyway.

 

I’ve just seen a link to the Mag, which claims “Sunderland opt out of League Cup for fear of drawing Newcastle”. I have no doubt that it never crossed SAFC’s mind, I think we all know that. But the deluded ones now think that’s what we did. Who in their right mind (oh that’s ruled them out) would even concoct such a story? Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t we supposed to be sad and obsessed?
Also does anyone have any mag colleagues who now use “dirty” to precede the word mackem? I mean we are no longer mackems we are dirty mackems and they are all super clean. Although to be fair I’ve seen plenty of black and erm grey shirts with a Greenhalls sticker on lately
I’m not even a mackem let a one a dirty one, the thick non attending ****s

 

That's genius if that's by the club imo.

They know the Mags would wear their 'pashun' on whatever sleeve they can ...

... this design means Saudi Arabia, which doesn't own the club in any way of course, is also represented.

I honestly believe it's only a matter of time before these lunatics bring out Newcastle themed coffins

 

I worked in Newcastle for a lot of years and always heard the phrase 'dirty mackem'
It sounded even worse coming from child, lass or woman.

 

That explains it then, I worked in Wallsend and them ****s can’t call anyone dirty

 

I'd say it's got worse in the last year and a bit, though. Probably from then getting to the league cup final then getting into the champions league. It gave them something to crow about, to me it feels passive aggressive that they try and dress it up as banter when it's actually just unpleasantness. I'd say that the worst for coming out with "dirty/filthy Mackem" are women, from my experience.

 

It's bad enough the blokes, which I can take with a pinch of salt. I find it repulsive coming from a lass/woman.
There again, I was 18 years old before I realised geordie and bastard were two different words

 

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Spent a week caravan in Knaresborough, owa the moon to see plenty of Leeds tops and not one skunk

 

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I live 200 miles away. Years ago when my son played schoolboy football.
There was a scruffy cùnt from Newcastle with his hoard of illiterate illegitimate kids who used to pass me house of an evening on his way to the pub, (one of his lads played in the same team as me lad but he was shît) he would stop outside me house and shout "dirty Mackem bàstard" etc on the way to the pub.
One night I followed him to the pub and put a stop to it because I didn't want my kids feeling threatened.

Oh I, he always had the star toon top on

He fooked off to live somewhere else one day but funny enough, one of his lads who I always thought was sound, stayed in the area.



There's a bellend from simonside i know always calls me dirty Mackem etc.
Prick doesn't like football but txts me mag shìt etc.
Rings me at 3am thinking he's funny and it's banter then cries like a bitch on another forum that I've spat me dummy because I've blocked him on me phone .


Grown men, absolute bellends.

 

But but zero hours contracts at Sports Direct are worse ya naaa