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Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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  1. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    He got carted off.
     
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  2. young2077

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    Off to Edinburgh Fringe as a new ventriloquist act!
     
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  3. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Aye, an thems like :emoticon-0148-yes: :emoticon-0172-mooni:emoticon-0173-middl<laugh>
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

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  5. DH4

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    Never a truer word said in cest :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  6. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    They had to have a DNA test.

    The doctor asked who was the father ...

    ... the mother just said d'na.

    BTW, this is currently the fastest selling book at Waterstones, Newcastle ...

    ... the Geordie equivalent of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' <laugh>

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  7. Nig

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    Fooking hell <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Did you hear about the Newcastle supporter who had sex with his bosses daughter.



    He was self employed
     
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  9. Nig

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    Surveys show that inhabitants of Newcastle have more sex than the rest of the UK.



    But I suppose it's all relative.
     
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  10. Nig

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    What's the difference between a posh meal and a Newcastle supporters mams fanny ?


    Newcastle supporters have never eaten a posh meal.
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

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    What's the difference between a fridge and a Newcastle supporters mam ...

    ... the fridge doesn't fart when her son puts the meat in.
     
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  12. Daz

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    F*ck sake man :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  13. polyphemus

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    In honour of this story, perhaps they could play Tom Lehrer's 'Oedipus Rex' , at The Scrapyard, as a tribute to this sole who's only crime was to 'love his mother'


    The song comes in after about two minutes, (IF I've done it right)
    OR here are the words, ----

    From the Bible to the popular song
    There's one theme that we find right along
    Of all ideals they hail as good
    The most sublime is motherhood
    There was a man though, who it seems
    Once carried this ideal to extremes
    He loved his mother and she loved him
    And yet his story is rather grim
    There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex
    You may have heard about his odd complex
    His name appears in Freud's index
    'Cause he loved his mother
    His rivals used to say quite a bit
    That as a monarch he was most unfit
    But still in all they had to admit
    That he loved his mother
    Yes, he loved his mother like no other
    His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother
    One thing on which you can depend is
    He sure knew who a boy's best friend is
    When he found what he had done
    He tore his eyes out, one by one
    A tragic end to a loyal son
    Who loved his mother
    So be sweet and kind to mother now and then have a chat
    Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat
    But maybe you had better let it go at that
    Or you may find yourself with a quite complex, complex
    And you may end up like Oedipus
    I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus
    Than end up like old Oedipus Rex
     
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  14. Smug in Boots

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    My Mam would be ashamed if she saw that post <laugh>
     
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  15. Nig

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    What's the difference between a mag lass and a washing machine?

    A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it .
     
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    Forgot all about Man U being their rivals <laugh>

     
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  17. Smug in Boots

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    I think Leeds got in there first <laugh>
     
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  18. young2077

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    Grew up with a bitter rivalry between the two?

    Is that when Fergie got inside Keegans head and he chucked away the league with "I'd love it if we beat them!"?

    Was one season wasn't it? Two at a push?

    This is what's odd about that lot even their media embellish stuff to make them seem like a global super club!
     
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  19. E.T. Fairfax

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    Last weekend my mam was on the bus home from Newcastle and a middle aged bloke (with latest town top on) was with his wife. Another town supporter wearing an old away top got on and sat down near him, started chatting. The whole bus was then made to endure about how great their club was, how rich they were, who they should buy etc etc. After 15 minutes, the bloke on his own got off. When the bus started to pull away the bloke turned to his wife and said something along the lines of 'He's not a true supporter, a true supporter would be wearing the latest home shirt, not an old away one!'
     
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  20. gelders pie

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    Does anyone know any Mufc supporters ? Would be interesting to ask wether they know anything about this rivalry
     
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