Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Loss of willy?

 

Depends if you're part of the Royal Family I believe it's actively encouraged to do all your business on a Instagram "model".

Joe Public probably beheading!

 

"Fleet, of Bertha Street in Ferryhill, County Durham, admitted the charge and was ordered to pay SAFC £250 in compensation for cleaning purposes and fined £40 for criminal damage."

I bet he's really pissed off now

 

The lad showed me the Twitter video of this scrawny scratter the other day. There's a thread on RTG where one member says he's a friend of a friend and posted an apology from the perpetrator.
Well he's sorry now he's been identified the daft prick.

And wearing socks and sliders for court FFS.

As for living in their heads.
Theres a few members over on the warm glow thread that seem to spend most of their sad lives analysing league 1 and our chances of promotion.
Yes they know who they are as they all spend the rest of their time reading here and RTG and quoting excerpts.

Get off yer couch, go put yer gravy stained string vests in the wash and get a shower, ya smelly cùnts.

 

Gives a new perspective on spending a penny or in his case pounds

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-61325449

What an idiot!

1. Already on a suspended sentence for domestic abuse
2. Bob Stokoe was a Newcastle player and fan himself
3. The kid's from Ferryhill, so why's he supporting the mags in the first place?

 

It wasn’t premeditated but a Newcastle supporter from Ferryhill just happened to be passing the Roker End wearing a gravy stained top on his way to er erm piss on a Bob Stokoe statue.

 

I can only imagine that he looked for a Group he could empathise with.

I would have expected that Our Friends to The North would have instantly banned him from St James Park.
But nothing so far.

 

would he have ever been there to need banning....or just another plastic mag

 

been having some work done so had workers in all week, seems most are from north of the water...plumbers did not even drink the tea/coffee our lass made them as she used the sunderland mugs.

i know a good few from up there and they are sound lads but some of them take this 'mackem hatred and all things red' to a level i find hard to fathom...they really do despise the area and it's people.

although i guess 'i divvent understand man'

 

I remember a programme years ago that looked into the rivalry between the 2 clubs. Dinner of our neighbours who were interviewed stated that they wouldn't have anything to do with anything red and white - I wondered what colour his blood cells were .. ?

 

Gravy brown with the distinct aroma off pish.

 

remember that, bloke saying he would not touch apples or tomato's and had nowt red in his house...feckwits marra!!

 

That's how fùcking thick they are. They originally played in red and white.
Bet the stupid twát has a meltdown when it says on his tv to press the red button on the remote.
They must be fooking livid if they spawn ginger kids.


Child type thing is born.
Checklist.
Twelve fingers ✓ (any more and the vet needs to count them).

Webbed hoof's ✓.

Suckles gravy from the tit ✓ (Fatha or Mutha).

Lonsdale logo birthmark ✓.

Glazed blank expression ✓.

Red hair ✓.
Fer fooks sake Mutha, swop that bayun ferra nutha fookah.

 

My son's girlfriend is from Liverpool, her side of the family are Liverpool fans but they've got relatives who are Everton. Apparently the Everton side of the family wouldn't let their kids have sponge birthday cakes because the jam would be red. Ridiculous.

 

I have to admit I am loathe to wearing black and white.
At my mam and dad's funerals I wore my Sunderland tie as I knew they would be up there laughing their heads off.

 

I actually had a black and white striped (not hooped either lol) rugby top aged about 20.

I wouldn't wear black and white stripes now mind,
Probably wouldn't wear a rugby shirt either. Need a darts players shirt now

 

Aunt and Uncle had a funny relationship. She was red and white through and through he was filth (nice guy though).

Derby week they slept in seperate bedrooms and didn't talk to each other until the match was over. The 2 weeks following were hell for the loser

 

Brilliant
My dad was a mag, well a Shields mag and back in the day he was old school who liked both clubs.
He leant more to the mags later on because I chose Sunderland the awkward awld fooker
My mother was Welsh and she used to shout "HA'WAY THE SUNDERLAND" every time we played, especially if I was off to a game, much to my father's annoyance

I actually supported Liverpool as a young un living nearby, but even though they were a fantastic team mid/late 70's I didn't feel a connection.
(So I'm no glory hunter like berts-shìt-chop , aye the traitor reads here and we've won more than them since he fooked off the daft bellend .)
It was a choice between them (mags) and us. Sunderland were nearer to Shields and just felt right.
And me nan from shields bought me a Sunderland 73 fa cup tea towel from a charity shop

Finding out my great great grandad was born in Sunderland through ancestry made my day and I couldn't wait to tell me father
So I was right about the connection.


One of my uncles from Shields, a mag, used to call me Taffy Mackem
He was always on about me supporting Sunderland, why I didn't support Liverpool or manky utd etc, but I think he respected me for picking a North East team.
Which makes me laugh that my son supports Sunderland, he was born in Wales, his mother's Welsh,
I didn't force him lol and I'd stopped going to games. His twin sister was United, another top local team whilst she was growing up, but she's warmed to Sunderland now





We are all fickle childish fookers when it comes down to it regarding football, but you can't beat a Wear Tyne derby for atmosphere. Especially from our better supporters



And here's the eldest daughters grandson from a few years back.




Just asked him who he supports ?

Mank United ffs

I said "they're shìt"
The mrs told me off for swearing in front of him
I'll make a Mackem out of him yet