Is that mocked up line up still doing the rounds? Has someone been able to photo shop Haaland out and stick Chris Wood in there? Burn instead of Ramos?
Breaking News After returning to the UK from winter training in Saudi Arabia the whole of the Nocastle squad and officials have been put on the terror watch list.
Newcastle have just tried to sign Mason Greenwood to give him a fresh start. He's turned them down though because he doesn't want to ruin his reputation.
That ****ing woman LOVES being the centre of attention during all this. Every ****ing photo opportunity has her beaming cross eyed mush front and centre. The TV cameras don't help, panning to her every time there is a goal or a chance. Compare that to our owner. Rarely seen on camera, leaves the press stuff to his team and only ever seen at the match. It won't take long for her mask to slip and the Jordee Nashun will hate her more than they hate Ashley
And all that will exclude agent's fees, signing on fees, and probably an extra £30m a year in wages, at least. They will all be on massively more money than their best player and than their centre forward.
What's going to be ever HARDER to swallow is when you all realise it's going to make no ****ing difference
Neither will your lot bringing in one of the two ****ers who are the front runners for your managerial vacancy either....a dog ****er or colin ****er, what a ****ing toss up that is !! Never mind, you've managed to dig up Defoe and Cisse is talking about getting the old band back together again
25 million to Burnley for that useless lump and Burnley replace him with a Dutch international for 12 million. You have just made your relegation rival stronger and richer. Mugs
Howe and Woods vs. Keane and Defoe. How many relegations on Keane's managerial CV? Howe? How many PL titles/CL wins for Keane? Woods? How man PL goals for Woods? Defoe? Let that sink in you smelly tramp.
I'd rather have someone who's a proven goalscorer in the Premier League like. We'll see who's done the best bit of business at the end of the season won't we?