Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Ian Dennis, BBC Radio 5 Live senior football reporter

Newcastle United had agreed a deal with the Turkish defender Ozan Kabak before Liverpool nipped in to sign the defender from Schalke.

Liverpool blew Newcastle out of the water once they registered their interest with a loan deal where they have an option to buy for £18m.

 

We stepped aside mate.

 

The NE has been stepping aside for decades mate ...

... it's a credit how we keep our sense of humour.

 

Any excuse to see this again

 

Brilliant mate watching that penna again brought a tear to my eye as it did then, chuffed to bits all over again

 

even the crabs at the beach are learning how to step aside from the professionals........................I know i shouldn't mate but just just couldn't resit, They say you should never kick a man when he is down, So i am learning from the mag brethren how to put the boot in properly..

 

That smile at Krul as if to say “ I already know this is going in dickhead!!”

 

another loss today nearly bottom 3 , in the words of Status Quo Down down deeper and down

 

some Chronicle reporter ( Felix?) ****ing himself silly over how good Newcastle were against Palace, 61 % posession. Erm, sorry mate, but they LOST!!
Seem like they're so **** they've decided to celebrate getting beat now, should be party time on tyneside pretty regularly now.

 

I have to regale you with the 2 mags in the office story from today. Speaking about the recent matches and how this player is good and that player should be played on this position going on for 20 minutes, came the undeniable cherry on the tree. Because of Southampton's result last night, they're both convinced that they will best them at the weekend but at least a couple of goals - this from a team who has only 1 game this year! Hopefully Southampton will be more than a match for them

 

It's absolute madness isn't it ...

... they set up to attack, at home, against a mid-table team and it's like Bruce reinvented football.

 

Not Bruce its the new coach apparently

 

Well it’s certainly not Bruce!

 

He's the new Messiah and the Nayshun have spoken!!!

"With 16 matches to go and Newcastle United on a run of ten defeats and only one win in their last thirteen games, who would you prefer to see in charge until the end of this 2020/21 season .... Steve Bruce or Graeme Jones?"

The votes are counted and the result is:

2.7% Steve Bruce

97.3% Graeme Jones

So they want a man who failed at Luton to replace someone who kept them up last season and will this ...

... is there any other group of fans to match this lot

 

I’d love it, love it if they fail to beat Southampton’s youth team this weekend.
There may be trouble ahead................

 

Bruce getting ready for his press conference

 

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Nice one mate.

I love listening to Bruce now, it's genuinely funny ...

... he sets off and it's a runaway train, going from one unfinished analogy to another, before he finally hits the buffers and crashes.

 

Listening to tertle spert and the black and white john anderson says 'but we don't spend money at this club'.....'well we spent £40m on Joelinton but he can't get in the team' ****ing hell man. These clowns are off their rockers.