Mags are ****e.

Teavelling. Im scared to ask what that is, but no doubt will include chinos, a courgette, a tub of flora and a dog named colin.

 

Archibald. The dog is called Archibald.
And Yes... my Chino's are a truly international spectacle.

 

Imagine having a dog named Archibald. You'll look a reet twat shouting for it.

 

Never had a dog but if I did I would have called it...

"Laughing Gravy"

after a dog in a Laurel and Hardy film.

Loved to have gone to a park shouting "Laughing Gravy, here boy, here boy."

 

The look on peoples faces would be priceless.

 

Imagine having one called 'IVOR BIGGAN'.
All the lasses would be looking at you in admiration....

 

imagine a lass having one called 'MIKE HUNT'....

'excuse me... I've lost my dog... has anyone seen 'Mike Hunt'?

If it was in Pennywell half the park would raise it's collective hands.

 

Only half? She must be a prude.

Mike Hunt is the classic scene from Porkys i think.

 

Ha ha totally

 

If i had a dog id call it coke. Well i do live in blyth
Coke here

 

Talking about down comm i hear your boards preference to take over from sam is an ex everton manager.
Not the one your thinking.A certain mr Martinez

 

God knows mate. Its dragging on and hardly any news