Match Day Thread Magpies vs Canaries

I was thinking this at the same point last season, one win was enough to get us going. Hopefully the same this season? Personally after today I'd drop joelinton for Carroll (is Carroll fit?)

 

**** sake Crone

 

Could have been all so different if JoeLinton had put that relatively easy header away.

 

Bad luck lads, you encountered Pukki on top form. Lawrenson reckons he won't get to double figures. Hope you do ok and get shot of Ashley before he ruins your club.

 

I think we need to get shot of Charnley first

 

Cheers fella. Sadly that ship sailed years ago.

Our male bogs are something out of trainspotting. Vile cesspit. Or as the mackems call it.. the Ritz.

 

It's a catastrophic disaster, though, right? I mean, everybody knew how bad Bruce would be (love the Paddy Power tweet), but now we're confirming that the "chief scout" is also a useless pile of crap, ence the model that just about scraped by with Pards/Carr is now so far removed relegation is inevitable.

The frustration, as always, is that the fans are the victim and unable to make any kind of change. We know the problems, for the most part, yet watch on as this disaster bus locks it's brakes on ice and skids into the crash.

 

37% possession today against Norwich. People would have crucified Benitez for this. Where are you all now? Oh I forgot, you have to give Bruce 5 games before you comment on how factually **** he is, like a true fan.

 

The formation makes no sense. It was the same crap he was playing 16 years ago at Palace. Benitez had it absolutely nailed; 5 at the back, 2 in the middle and 3 up top going from 3-4-3 to 5-4-1 in a snap.

Bruce has 3-5-2. Then flips a coin and brings some players on. Joelinton's already given up, and we spend FORTY MILLION on him.

 

mackems don't use bogs, they go in the stand or in their streets

 

We are ****ed and I’m not chaos.

 

Awful , feel sorry for you lads, Shelvey and Ki ? Whats he thinking of , me maw could run past them two. And that fkn Linton, make him number 10.

 

The club needs to be purged. The scout's a fcking two-bob Carr wannabe shopping in Carrefour, the MD is barely an STD, the less said about the owner the better and the manager....sorry, head coach is a cabbage.

 

Holding our own last week and decided to make a change, disarray lost 1 nil.
Hmmm that didn't work, take out 2 of the steady performers and replace them with the new guy and that other fella, lose 3-1.
Jesus I kinda miss Rafa's 0-0 attitude.

 

Prepare for relegation. I had my money on the day before Rafa resigned..

 

Woahhh calm it everyone...

We played some dire crap last season too... A lot more often than we played well.

Let's not give up faith just yet that we can scramble mid-table mediocrity. Looks like ModFace is back btw...... An omen?

 

Good to see you again mate. Hope you’ve Been keeping well.

 

Aye, likewise and hope all's well with you. Disappeared a while as I had to get head down to try and make a business work....it didn't, back into the rat race Monday and - frankly - I have so much venting to do about NUFC I may need therapy.

 

Whoever scouted Pukki for Norwich should get a big bonus. FREE Transfer from Brondby and we pay £40m for Joelinton. Me thinks we need better scouts.