The TV I have is too old! Fortunately I have a newer one BUT it's downstairs. Time to schmooze the wife
My missus just started loading the dishwasher very ****ing loudly. She said "we've got no clean plates!" I open the drawer, ****in loads of plates. I even offered to fill it myself tomorrow morning but she ploughed on noisy as ****. I'm a bit tetchy.
Sorry for your loss mate…let’s hope these ****ers come away with 3 points in the bag to put a smile on your brothers face! HWTFL !!
Unbelievable, simply unbelievable. I’m so ****ing angry about that daft ****, what is he, 13 years old!
And now we see the bloke who should have started in place of the mindless ****ing arse clown who has just got himself sent off! Is be tipping the **** outta the ground quick sharpish if I were him cos he’ll get ripped to ****ing pieces at half time when the lads get back in the dressing room!