During London 2012 I was standing in a que for a burger when this guy walked past with a very long, round bit of wood. Here I said are you a pole-vaulter . Nyet He replied , I am Russian but how you know my name is Walter.
I would have said the key word was "if", the "imagine" was more sarcasm, as is there not a wee woman typing all the words that are said in court? You wee rascal.
I shall take my chances, even though he seems like a thoroughly clever chap. Thanks for the heads up though mate.
