Mafia

I know what the job is. You are going to put yourself up for nomination as a Member of the European Parliament aren't you. Now there's a job with good prospects

 

Wtf have you been? Dying all Beardsley hair white?

 

Yes, sorry Captain, work commitments have meant I haven't been on much lately.

I doubt my trivial and nonsensical ramblings have been missed much though.

 

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Hi guys

There's about a week left until the deadline. We got any tribut... ahem, I mean volunteers?

 

Alreet Jammyman.

Any feedback on the dildo question?

 

I answered that

 

Did it cover the purple type?

 

Purple is my favorite color, so of course.

 

Mine too.

 

So anyway, anyone at all interested in representing? There are several sports communities participating. I thought you guys were excited about competition - don't you need to prove you're better than all the others?

 

I would but due to the work commitments right now I couldn’t do it justice I’m afraid.

 

Fair enough. Do you have a few candidates that you think would be good for this?

 

@I am Groot returns is always handy.

 

That doesn’t work for Mods.

Would love too but don’t have the time.

 

These are the dates to pick between, if it makes a difference for anyone:

April 29, May 6, May 13, May 20, May 27, June 3, June 10, June 17

If you can start the game on any of those dates, you're good.