Mafia II: Day 2

Glad I could make a difference

 

The plane had been refueled, launched back into the sky and a blaze-red sunset was visible as they made their way to Spain (probably needing to refuel another 50 times along the way - stupid uneconomical luxury plane). Nazara had finally come out of the bathroom with an extremely pained look on his face, "Urrgh, stupid Silver, I knew he'd done something to that curry. Mark my words, you're gonna get it, yes you are-- WHAT THE FANGIO ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?!?"

All of the group had been sitting on their lounge chairs in a circle facing each other in the darkened VIP section when Nazara walked in. They all jumped and stared at him simultaneously at his exclamation. tomtom had what seemed to be a mountain of empty Red Bull cans at his feet, BLS's hair was all mangy and crazy and Forza's eyes were incredibly bloodshot and dilated. It was clear that they'd all gone batshit crazy.

"Where were you!?!" cried El_Bando, "Off plotting your next assassination?"

"I've been in the bathroom for the last night you tool! After Silver's curry put me there!" Nazara cried as Silver and El_Bando advanced on him.

"Aha!" shrieked El_Bando as he turned on Silver, "A futile attempt to put an innocent person on this plane to death has resulted in nothing but a bit of bladder problemage! Or better yet, this was a scheme devised by the pair of you in order to make Nazara look innocent! I'll even prove it!"

And with that, El_Bando stormed off down the hall towards the bathroom Nazara had just vacated. But before doing so, he pulled out a small object with a polished wooden handle; A knife! Forza Di Resta reacted instinctively and unexpectedly spear tackled him into the floor. A strong whack to the head on the plane's floor knocked him out and a small metallic object rolled out of his cloak pocket.

"Wait a minute this isn't a knife. It's a magnifying glass!" said Forza slowly.

He then picked up the shiny object that had fallen out. "It's a badge! Oh wait he's only a Female Body Inspector," and he threw it away.

"Yeah but his wallet says that he is a part-time detective, albeit not a very good one," said Julius Caesar picking up El_Bando's wallet, "Gross, there's also a bunch of used condoms in here."

"He's a cop!?" they all cried.

"Well, I personally think we should--" started Forza but was then cut off.

"TO THE BASEMENT!!!" cried another voice, and they all looked around for the source of noise.

Astonishingly, the ghost of EternalMSC had popped his head through the floor of the plane and before anyone could shout "HOLY SCHECKTER!" he'd already picked up EB's unconscious body (weird for a ghost but anyway) and bolted down the hall laughing like Voldemort and shouting "LEEEERROOOOYYY JEEENNKINNSSS!!!"

The others tried to stop him but it was too late. He'd already opened and closed the aeroplane main door, and El_Bando's body was gone, proving once again that the laws of physics meant very little on this plane. And with his revenge taken, EMSC's ghost vanished.

Yes, El_Bando was a detective. Who's going to save the skin of the innocents now?

NIGHT HAS DESCENDED
Those who need to PM me may now do so (sorry, EB you're no longer required to do this). And may this thread please be locked? All discussion will move to the General Discussion thread. Night night

Once again, this story is not revealing of the character of anyone in any way. Believe what you want to believe from it, interpret what you want to interpret.

 

Could you guys not tell Silver was lying?
He wasn't analysing or expanding anything he did! He was just answering questions and that was it! I was literally screaming at my screen hoping you'd not kill Bando!

 

Yeah that's right. FEMALE body inspector! Not gay!