Mad Max: Fury Road

There's a shady character called "Neville Bartos " in it

 

Is it Beyond Thunderdome?

 

Seen it but canny remember much about it. Eric Bana played the part, I remember that

 

Eric Bana was Brad Pitt's (Achilles) brother in Troy.

Mmmmmm Brad Pitt.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Dumbass.

While Brad Pitt did play Achilles, Eric Bana played Hector who was his enemy not his brother.

Dumbass.

 

hector and Achilles brothers

 

Tina is one of them dumbass wimmin who have to ask you every 3 seconds what's happening in a movie yer both watching.

Fur fuxake, we're both watching the same movie. Why do I need to explain everything every 3 seconds

 

I've no even seen Troy. Is it any good?

 

I also hate it when someone walks in, sees that you are watching summat on the telly, and asks "What ye watching? What's happening?"

Eh? Do you require a synopsis or a full treatise of events thus far? Ya ****. Why don't ye **** off.

I seem to be getting really crabit these days.

 

meh

 

Have you seen Hectors House?

 

I love it. It has it's flaws but it is an epic and it has some cracking fights. Brian Cox is excellent in it

 

I expected them to pick a better looking actor for Achilles ffs

Maybe Ian woodyatt

 

I have vague memories of it.

For some reason there was always a ladder up against the garden wall so the frog could peek in on the neighbour

 

Does Achilles pump anyhin?

 

He diz, aye. Some Trojan burd. Ye don't get to see his cock though.

 

Not worth it then. That's the only reason I watch films. Hence chopper & bronson being in my collection.

 

Aye.

Sodomises a few folk.

 

Tom Hardy does have a decent cock on him