M.I.A - A Roger

[Didley Squat]

Here is an urgent alert for a missing Roger type thingy.

If you see A Roger, do not approach, report to detective Mike Hunt immediately.

Reward Offered …… then rescind.

Phone 1800MIA-ROG

 

[Didley Squat]

I can see that every other member is at panick stations having heard that our good buddy has goneski!

Even the Reverend has mentioned him on the pulpit…… then request donations from all, to the Revs retirement fund.

 

[Evesham]

He has not been on the Leeds board for a while.
He was on the matchday threads, plus I know this will seem out of character, he posted quite a bit on the political thread on the Leeds site

 

[Didley Squat]

Ahhhh….. we don’t have a ‘Politics’ thread here, just pure scuttle butt crapola coming to you, Live!

 

[Evesham]

The politics threads are absolutely bonkers.

The one on General Chat possibly being the maddest of a barking mad lot

 

[Didley Squat]

The politics threads are absolutely bonkers.

The one on General Chat possibly being the maddest of a barking mad lot

I was always told at family gatherings, don’t discuss religion or politics.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

That's funny, at any of our family gatherings, we never mention or discuss Uncle Arnold....

 

[Didley Squat]

No Reward Offered, Act Now!

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Come back Roger, all is forgiven

 

[Evesham]

Could you put up Missing Posters ?

If seen please return to Not606!

 

[Didley Squat]

Could you put up Missing Posters ?

If seen please return to Not606!

I hear the Reverend Squat consider such an act if a small donation, …… ok, large donation to his retirement funds was made.

Phone 1800REVRETIRE now!

 

[Evesham]

Will you take Morrisons vouchers?

 

[Didley Squat]

Will you take Morrisons vouchers?

Sorry, cash is king!
Of course, an ‘l owe you’ from the nuns is worthy tender.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I've got a couple of roubles if they are acceptable...

 

[Didley Squat]

I've got a couple of roubles if they are acceptable...

No!

 

[Didley Squat]

Will you take Morrisons vouchers?

Van Morrison concert tickets ????
Yes.

 

[Evesham]

Van Morrison concert tickets ????
Yes.

Unfortunately my Mrs doesn't work for the Van variety of Morrisons

 

[Wooperts_duck]

What about tickets for a Spice Girls comeback concert, Shirley?!

 

[Evesham]

What about tickets for a Spice Girls comeback concert, Shirley?!

Shirley you can't be serious?

 

[Didley Squat]

Shirley you can't be serious?

Shirley is everywhere nowadays!
She Shirley gets around.