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Lyrical Lingo

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Fridge Magnet, Oct 4, 2017.

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  1. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Yo dawgs,

    How about we use this thread for some freestyle poem punches? If I like your wordplay, I'll throw you some hoops and get it published on my upcoming website (deets to follow)...

    I'll kick off with a screwball scramble straight off the hotplate -

    Hanging on a Wednesday, looking for my Weetabix
    Gotta get some crunch inside, I'm glueing like an Airfix
    Rushing to the toilet, turtle's out to play
    Plop him down the u-bend, send that dude away
    Now it's time to hit the grid, I'm chilling with some muff
    Spraying out the grey beans, mop up with the cuff
    Back to the crib for ribs and wings and thighs
    Skeeny is the dawg to know, shazam between your eyes

    Badinga! That was smokin' like a clutch drag.
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    <instrumental>
     
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  4. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Badinga, my man. I just dig picture poetry, but you need to float some lyrical lilypads in this pond.
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  6. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Listen, windjammers. I need to go lay some beats at the Cauldron. I'll be back around moontime.

    Until then, cook me up some lyrical linguine. I'll add some cheese dust on my return.

    Bazooka bazingo! BOW WOW!
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Is it @call me Ishmael?
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Hi Bib.

    You should join the Whatsapp group. This place is pish nowadays unless you fancy reading links to the Metro and other Mumsnet-related pish.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is this Beale. He has a very Bealie way about him.
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You said cup face was bib.
    I don't know who bib was ?
    Maybe parallel dimension 606
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That was before Cup Face got super bitchy.

    Was obvious then that it was ST <ok>
     
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  13. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  16. Da Original M.D 20/20

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    Her touched up tattoo totally destroyed those red leather seats.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tats are for twats.
     
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  19. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ^^^^^ Has tribal tats.
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I thought I was he only one who noticed **** like that.

    We're the same mate

    Gooble gobble gooble gobble!!!
    IMG_5737.GIF
     
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    Toley Fart, Oct 4, 2017
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