Basically they want pics of any strangeness I encounter, I won't post pics because I'm worried about getting caught and kicked off the train.
Not just any strangers mate. We have a request list. 1. Hot women 2. Pikey freaks 3. Drunk people 4. Anybody involved in a fight/row 5. People scratching their balls or eating their bogies
You won't get caught anyway, you're on a train ffs just do the signal thing like we've told you before... easy
I know mate, we've even given him the strategy to pull this off without getting rumbled. And he's still making excuses.
Having travelled on FGWR and latterly GWR into London for donkeys I can say that the trains from Bristol & Cardiff are full of strange inbred creatures who pick their noses and snack on the debris along with gimps, oddballs, snorers and farters.