Lunch today

Not sure, however I do know that when he gets constipated he works it out with a pencil.

 

I bet his handwriting is crap.

 

A stick of celery here.

All I can afford now that I'm not getting my Mod pay.

 

Greedy bugger, have a bowl of cress soup like the rest of us.

 

It certainly was in his log book.

 

I have a cress sandwich as a special treat sometimes when I can make ends meet.

 

Do you need help learning how to make the ends meet on a sandwich AB? I can provide lessons for a mere £200 per hour if you like.

 

Wouldn't have been a problem in my Mod days, but I'm a poor boy now.

 

Should we have a whip round for you

 

Careful mentioning whips to AB.

 

Lol ..... tell me more?

 

I can be a chief whip!

3x Mr Guinness for Lunch btw

 

A hearty lunch indeed!

 

Sounds like your on the lash already.

Be afraid AB...be very afraid.

 

I'm afraid of no man ................................... now Minxy's another matter.

 

I was 10 mins in the house, back from Chelts and me mate called me with emergency..

 

Too much beer to drink on his own?

(Hope it's nothing serious)

 

Split up with his lass so I'm helping him come to terms with it.
(Over several beers)

 

Sunday dinner out Sunniside way.....