Lulu,would you....................

I'm surprised ER isn't on here lusting after Lulu. We know how much he likes the younger women.

 

I couldn't have timed that better

 

Her wee sister was another local bike too, and her brother Gordon got time for rape. He was a right wee self important ****er.

 

Does that mean you have to do her from behind whilst burying her face in the pillows?

 

Baldy Devs knockback shame.

 

She was a couple of years older than me anyhoo, I heard it was like flinging sausages up a close.

 

Well it would be with your tiddler.

 

You'd have to help cut up her dinner if you took her out for a meal. If she asked you to carry her bag chances are it would be for her colostomy. I've heard of MILF and even GILF but she'd have to have a new category, GDILF, grave dodger I'd like to F*ck.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Who's been talking out of school? Was it Rocket? I do recall him trying to get a good swatch of my wedding tackle in the bogs on Curry Night 1?

 

What Curry Night was that?

 

The 1st one, hence the "1".

Oh wait, i've said too much

 

yes.



it also means she has had waaaaaaay too many fillers in her face, much like carol vorderman.

 

Carol Vorderman would get it big style.

Two from the top and one from the bottom please Carol.

 

http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/2011/10/28/has-carol-vorderman-succumbed-to-pillow-face/

 

Carol Vorderman lost her looks years ago

No wonder she got replaced on countdown by that sexy wee cow, she'd get it big time

 

She needs my spunk as moisturiser that's all. And there's plenty of it to go round if you fancy Jen.

 

****.

 

We're not all old and desperate, gramps