Then pray explain why they bought me lunch last time? Doesn't really add up does it, you strange twat?
If what you say is true, then surely you can manage something more creative than constantly repeating the same banal, low-level sh1t highlighted above. You want to take a few lessons from Swarbs. Now he does have intellect and is worthy of a proper spar. By the way, Conrad is generally regarded as the greatest narrative writer in the English language.
You are already aware of The Hammerhead TM PMK. Funnily enough, I do a few animal impressions and 'The Lizard' is one of them
A panini & a latte, probably pales into insignificance compared to the wedge you've handed over in return for whatever favours they offer, fat lad. Oh & as for me being supposedly 'strange', I'd consider some fat old man, passing round pics of a couple of birds less than half his age & a third of his weight & trying to make out they 'love him' is a tad higher on the 'strange' scale myself like.
Of course i know the legend of the 'Hammerhead' but the blue newcomer would not have believed me if i'd told him.
Calling Swarbs. It's time for a tutorial here mate. And to lower myself to your level, NOF and Sugartits, it's all fu.king paid for. Suarez pisses on Rooney for talent. Back on topic.
My mate had the biggest beer belly I've seen outside of the world darts championship,balding, broke, not a qualification to his name & yet he pulled good looking girls pretty much every week. They were thick as feck but they were pretty & free! I tried a workout of kebabs and beer to try to achieve this phenomenon but alas I could never reach his heights or widths should I say.
True, but then I'm talking more about the timing and significance of the goals in the match in general. RVP grabbed two goals against Saints in the last five minutes of the game, thus turning defeat into victory, and scored a nerveless penalty against Liverpool for the win in front of a hostile crowd. Even the goal against Fulham was at a vital time - we went 1-0 down early but that settled us and gave us a platform to build on. Completely agree with you there. If anything, I'm impressed Suarez has done so well this season given Liverpool sold so many of his experienced supporting players from last season - Maxi, Kuyt, Bellamy, Carroll all gone and not replaced with decent attacking support. Definitely puts a lot of pressure on Suarez to carry the team, even more than RVP last season imo.
Problem now is that it seems like Suarez doesn't trust anyone in the box hence why he tries to beat every defender by himself. You can sense his frustration when Sterling or Shelvey make the wrong choice or mis control.
I never mentionedv Robson at international level. I was refering to club level. It is true that Robson for 11 seasons carried, when fit, a dreadful Manchester United side. 4 trophies between 1981-1992 proves this. Gerrard carried a poor Liverpool side for most of the 2000s. What I'm suggesting is, if Rooney is as good as many say he is, he would be able to carry a side. Rooney can't impose himself on games or grab them by the scruff like those earlier mentioned. He's a bottler and a choker when the chips are down i.e against Chelsea and Barcelona twice.
Yep and again I think that's for the manager to keep reminding Suarez that its inexperience not lack of talent so keep giving the youngsters the ball. They are getting in the right positions just fluffing it a bit. It doesn't do them any harm to be yelled at though lol. It is why we need another 25/26 year old who finishes well. But as I say if DM is sorted, Allen & Gerrard get to support him better too.
