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Luis Suarez is good for English football

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by saintanton, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've been in there a good few times. When I had my own business, the office was in Portland Tower. We took a few clients there <laugh> Not sure it's still open. Not been in Chinatown for a while.

    Don't think I'll need Long Legs with Raluca there. Very, very naughty :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You must have had a treat from Mrs Swarbs last night/this morning. That's two non-disparaging posts on the bounce <laugh>
     
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    At what stage of your expanding girth did you have to start paying for it?
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Instructions for your uneducated, ignorant compatriot, Rufflad <ok>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You don't fool me, China town is the cover for your forays into the village.
     
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    You must have missed this one... <whistle>

     
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  7. One of the lads

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    Fat old man seen on Canal Street with two beards.
     
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  8. Breakingbad14

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    Good post apart from the last sentence <ok> You'd much better off without him. Liverpool being in the doldrums is because of the team and the players and Suarez is part of that <ok>

    His finishing is in indeed extremely poor but Rooney's chance conversion ratio and team contribution are miles better than his <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Even that, though back-handed, is less urbanely vitriolic than your usual offerings. <ok>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This really doesn't make a lot of sense, does it?
     
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    That wasn't really directed at you but I'll test your theory on RVP (this year) as I said if others in your team hadn't got goal 1 RVP,s goal 2 in a 2-1 or 2&3 in a 3-2 victory isn't the match winner. You haven't won all your games 1-0 with RVP the scorer. Of course RVP proved he is the match winner more often than not with Arsenal.

    I just think we are expecting unreasonable amounts from a very good player in a disjointed team. His personality insists on him taking responsibility when others aren't. A bit like Stevie G use to do. The problem in both cases of having such dominant personalities is that young players are in awe & don't assert themselves on the game & mediocre players like Downing use it as an excuse to hide. Now I don't want Suarez to let up so its the managers responsibility to bring in players that do exactly the same & get rid of those below Suarez' standard.

    Suarez gets enough abuse (rightly or wrongly) for other things without us making up levels he's failed to achieve.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If the girls want a spin down Anal Treet, then that's fine with me. sadly, neither are bi and Magda is married (recently). Raluca isn't though. :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Depressingly one-dimensional in your attempts at insult. You need to read more. There's a whole world of literature beyond Janet and John. Like I said, come and see from yourself two weeks tomorrow. You know where we'll be.
     
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  14. One of the lads

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    How dare you! I have an English and American literature degree from the University of Manchester! Janet and John was a required text, it's not my fault!

    Thanks for the invite but I don't tend to hang out with fat, old men.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Part 1. I don't believe you. If you have, what is the central theme of Joseph Conrad's 'Nostromo'?

    Part 2. You just can't face the reality of seeing me with two fit birds who love me. Equally, have a word with Swarbs about my real daughters and ex-wife (even with maniacal grin).
     
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    If those birds love you, then you've hypnotised them.

    The only time they'll show you any 'love' is when you open your wallet mate & to try & portray anything other is either lies or delusion.
     
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  17. One of the lads

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    Funnily enough, despite having an English degree I haven't read every book ever written and didn't really do Conrad. We had to deconstruct an element of Heart of Darkness in our first year and it was a mindfuck. It was more Shakespeare and the classics on the English side and authors like Heller, DeLillo, Faulkner, Salinger, Fitzgerald and Hemingway on the American side.

    To be fair RHC, I couldn't give a **** whether a fat, old perv believes me or not <ok>
     
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  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Or maybe hes hung like a Zanibar greyhound and has a tongue like a lizard.
     
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  19. Tobes

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    haha, he could be hung like John Holmes & he'd still have to pay mate, as he's also got a 12" overhang :)
     
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  20. But Rooney can't make something out of nothing to the same degree that Suarez can. I think they are about level <ok>
     
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