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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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  2. Joe!

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    Introduce me?
     
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  3. Joe!

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    Speaking of which...

    [video=youtube;Q5Vx-b6-2Uo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Vx-b6-2Uo[/video]

    Apparently three men and the dog died (no gore in the vid).
     
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  4. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Okay, job interview time!
     
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  5. Joe!

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    Best of luck, DTLW! It's no Ann Summers, but I'm sure you can get some good stories out of it.

    Okay, mid-afternoon dump time.
     
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  6. Dan

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    Aww man biologists say we're all gonna go extinct or something.
     
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    Good luck.
     
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    I have one every Friday afternoon, without fail. :smile:
     
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    i could have told you that
     
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  10. Joe!

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    It's a nice chance to just sit and play games on my phone for a few minutes.
     
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    Exactly, handheld FM14 for me.
     
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  12. PompeyLapras

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    She has a bf I think
     
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  13. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Tales of LTLs train journeys -

    I'm sitting opposite a guy that looks scarily like Ariel Sharon #topicaltrain
    But also to my right is an astonishingly attractive girl, sitting with her boyfriend. I'm trying really, really hard not to do the staring thing.....but.....

    Ariel Sharon had just phoned someone to apologise for being late. Beautiful girl is complaining that bf never keeps her up to date with things.
     
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  14. Joe!

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    Their relationship is on the rocks. Get in there.
     
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    Sadly I fear she may see me as a little too....ahem.....experienced. She's about mid twenties at a guess. Not entirely inconceivable, but far easier 10 years ago. They seem fine too (but by God she's stunning). Appears to be a hint of a north east accent.

    In other news the ticket inspector lives in Trinidad 6 months a year, and Ariel Sharon has a 'comedy' ringtone.
     
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    Well, I think it went well. Lasted about 10-15 minutes, quite casually chit-chatty and then at the end she asked if I could start on Monday.
     
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  17. Joe!

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    Yes, that is a good sign right there.
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    If he has a comedy ringtone then they're probably even younger than mid twenties. Stay away yo.
     
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    My ringtone is "Mulatto Butts".
     
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