Not my work but... Pob and Archie Andrews? please log in to view this image please log in to view this image So here we have pictures of two dense wooden puppets... and a ventriloquist doll.
please log in to view this image had a thankfully secret affair with... please log in to view this image and had their love child (complete with Thunderbirds hands): please log in to view this image
please log in to view this image Also had an affair with... please log in to view this image And their love child was... please log in to view this image