Lost & Found Thread
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Member Missing!
Goes by the name of…. Woops.
Known to BS a little & drink muchly.
Has friends in low places. ( here )
Has much moola to go on holidays!
Is attracted to moola, much moola.
Does not give much in the church plate.
Known to like nuns…….
Please phone Detective Mike Hunt, if you know his whereabouts or Reverend Squat, if you find his credit card.
Phone 1800WOOPSLOST
Goes by the name of…. Woops.
Known to BS a little & drink muchly.
Has friends in low places. ( here )
Has much moola to go on holidays!
Is attracted to moola, much moola.
Does not give much in the church plate.
Known to like nuns…….
Please phone Detective Mike Hunt, if you know his whereabouts or Reverend Squat, if you find his credit card.
Phone 1800WOOPSLOST
Ah seed im i tells ya paid me andsome to keep shtum
Yeah, I've been missing, after a lengthy operation to remove both kidneys and a liver to pay for Christmas presents for everyone on here!
I spent so much on gifts, I couldn't afford to buy any stamps to put on the parcels.
Buddy, matey, pal, ole mate!
Great to see you back … & your front!
Don’t worry about the loss of body parts, l’ve some some l don’t use that are just hanging around!
He can be a right little fibber sometimes, our Woops just glad the police released him after that little escapade with a lady of the night, commonly known by her alias, Ram it in Rita
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I am thrilled to both deny and admit Roger's comments are definitely a total lie. Rita is a close friend of mine and I was hugging her to keep her warm on a rather chilly evening. Honest.
I am thrilled to both deny and admit Roger's comments are definitely a total lie. Rita is a close friend of mine and I was hugging her to keep her warm on a rather chilly evening. Honest.
You’ll make a Used Car Salesman yet!
Honest!
Mate, it wasn’t Rita, the Meter Maid, was it?
no, it was Rita the scrubber and no, it doesn't mean a laundry queen
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Woops is teaching them at his seminar 200 cash in hand for 10 mins sure he has been taking lessons from the King of diddling
They seek him here
They seek him there
The Deacon seeks him everywhere
He's not in heaven
Possibly hell
The king of Aussie Diddling
Been playing with his bell........................................end the end
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Wow! Rog is the new Poet Laureate, recognised by King Charles the turd. 
i reognise a turd when i sees one but dat one az big ears and a carrot nose
our Woops musta been a naughty boy, now if we knew which prison we could plan an escape Didds will be the getaway driver,and ill be a creeper lik i dus in dem broffals
eves can be on da wall rope anyones wants a swopsie or is ja all appy
eves can be on da wall rope anyones wants a swopsie or is ja all appy
All you jokers !
The plan is foiled!
I’ve sung like a bird!
You’re all going away for a long time!
Looks like the Rev is the only Saint here!
The plan is foiled!
I’ve sung like a bird!
You’re all going away for a long time!
Looks like the Rev is the only Saint here!
Looks like the Rev is the only Saint here!
then he woke up from his gin drenched kip
then he woke up from his gin drenched kip