Lost android phone.

Sounds like hes sold it for crack tbh mate, have you checked your local cash converters/cex?

 

Sounds about right.
Me and the missus had words with him about drugs. He denied it but then he's a pathological liar.

Anyway, what kind of drug would get you so off your tits that you'd be laid there on your bed having a **** when your mother walks in, starts talking to you and you just keep on going?

He did this a few weeks back.

 

Thatd be the ket probs

 

Ooh!

 

How old is he?


It's feasible that he was so pilled up he didn't really know what he was doing/who he was talking to.

 

Sounds like he just has a fit mam to be honest mate.

 

Mibbe he's just a wee perv.

 

I was lucky that I'm from a big family. Never had to let anything slide, and had some nasty characters among us. Some that even I didn't like.

 

Does his mum look like Kay Parker in the 80's?

 

16. Most likely off his tits on summat.

 

Ground him, I would, i didn't care how old or how big they were

 

Me...you're grounded until next Saturday

but daaaaad!

Me...No buts, you're grounded

wot for?

Me...for getting mugged off!

Silence.

 

If only

He's a grade a ****.

He was suspended from school last week for his aggressive behaviour towards his teacher.

He's reigned it in a bit lately as it's beginning to dawn on him that when he turns 18 we can legally kick him out.

 

Sounds like me as a teenager, except for the ****ing over my mum bit

 

****ing in front of yer Ma is a new one.

****ing millenials

 

We probs need a pic of the mrs to ascertain if the kids weird or not.

 

I think there's enough evidence to suggest that he's weird. His mum ffs.

 

Im reserving judgment until i see the marge.

 

On stage, I regularly lose myself in the magnificence of my soloing.

 

sad times bro, you must've bored the **** out of her