Lost android phone.

That would be this.

 

It’ll have a new sim by the morning and be in the pocket of a 15 yr old on a BMX delivering lemo.

@Suckmyklopp to confirm.

 

I think it used to be Choppers in Sucky's day...in red of course...

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are you still dressing your dog up like a whore and wandering around the riverbank together?

 

You’d defo have to lower that saddle for Sucky

 

He’s flounced bro, Chaos bodied him about his shocking boxrec and he’s left.

 

My daily.

 

Got just the one for him then...

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My son has lost an IPhone and a North Face jacket within the last month. Idiot.

 

He can at the very least remote lock it so it cant be used again.

 

Oh look who’s back.

Why’d you flounce this time mate?

Perhaps a Beaver stole your phone?

 

Maybe 5years ago mate, phones aint worth **** all nicked now.

 

Bruv are you stressed or summin you been chasing me about all day

I was making this

 

You sure he aint being bullied bro?
A mate of mine had a son that "lost" a lot of stuff until he found out the truth.

 

All day lol.

I’ve been out with the sprog most of the day, you been on here putting a double shift in.

What is it anyway?

 

Poached Egg mc muffin with cheese.

 

Was he embroiled in the seedy world of Oldham bin dealing?

 

Enjoy mate, hope it cheers you up.

 

Looks ****ing magnificent

 

I don't lose much these days. There was a time when winter meant leaving hat's and scarves in every pub in London.

I lost my car once. Took me three days to find it.