Well now, don´t think me senile
But I fancy we´ll get a draw,
And also do it with a smile
When Chelsea draw up at our door,
And Mr. Villas-Boas A.
Has already been airing views,
On Lambert P. and how we play
On various internet news,
And although with a pinch of salt
One should regard such pre-match talk,
It´s clear he´s not that sure he´ll halt
Our progress or the Lambert walk,
Which in a way does go to show
We haven´t all been dreaming this,
Our steady progress blow by blow
Is as real as a live cobra´s hiss,
And talking of venom to strike
If the slightest chance should come their way,
We have two who´re ready to spike
Any defensive lapse on the day,
And I remember old J.T.
In game one, deep in his own net,
Just failing to prevent our Holty
From scoring, how could we forget,
And for much of that game we held
Our own, despite going behind,
And really we were only felled
By the pen, which was a touch unkind,
And that day we weren´t so streetwise
As we are now, for this rematch,
Which could be a joy to the eyes
Especially if a point we can snatch,
So it looks promising I would say
For our form is as good as can be,
If Chelsea come up here to play
We could be in for a rare old spree. OTBC
But I fancy we´ll get a draw,
And also do it with a smile
When Chelsea draw up at our door,
And Mr. Villas-Boas A.
Has already been airing views,
On Lambert P. and how we play
On various internet news,
And although with a pinch of salt
One should regard such pre-match talk,
It´s clear he´s not that sure he´ll halt
Our progress or the Lambert walk,
Which in a way does go to show
We haven´t all been dreaming this,
Our steady progress blow by blow
Is as real as a live cobra´s hiss,
And talking of venom to strike
If the slightest chance should come their way,
We have two who´re ready to spike
Any defensive lapse on the day,
And I remember old J.T.
In game one, deep in his own net,
Just failing to prevent our Holty
From scoring, how could we forget,
And for much of that game we held
Our own, despite going behind,
And really we were only felled
By the pen, which was a touch unkind,
And that day we weren´t so streetwise
As we are now, for this rematch,
Which could be a joy to the eyes
Especially if a point we can snatch,
So it looks promising I would say
For our form is as good as can be,
If Chelsea come up here to play
We could be in for a rare old spree. OTBC
