Look At These Pricks - How Embarrassing

Skiiing? You posh ****s

 

i board these days gambol because the knees cant take skiing now

but i refuse to look like a ******ed dad taking his kids on the slopes by wearing a hideous giant snowboard jacket

 

I was told boarding is harder to do than skiing. Is that true? Cos boarding looks easier.

 

its easier to ski imo but then i learned to ski when i was a wee kid so im not sure

transitioning to barding was harder because it is counter intuitive (when you ski that is)

ive heard both said - usually as an excuse for someone being ****e

 

It's a lie, boarding is a nightmare if you have a poor sense of balance like me.

 

also "barding" requires a lute, a felt hat and a quest so it is more complex

 

I see. To be honest I'm unlikely to try either pursuit. Canny be bothered learning it now. Mibby things would have been different if I had been a posh kid and learned back then.

*we used to beat you posh ****s up*

 

ah wisnae posh

its a long and sad story about my mum and dad splitting up and RM condor ski club being the only place open on a tuesday night for her to take us you heartless ****

 

Get tae ****, ya posh wee nerd. Am gonny kick your **** in

 

My Bro was at Condor for years.

 

this is why i dont like you "roughs"

 

Yer sister did. She really liked a bit of rough. Yer mam didny. She was most vocal in her complaints. But, I have to say, she's a class act because instead of reporting me to the coppers she sat me down and gave me a damn good talking to. Ah've never looked back.

 

The only boarding we dae in Lenzie is water boardin ya bass <bush>

 

Lenzie Young Water Boarders Ya Bass

 

is there a gang fae lenzie? am no buyin that.

 

Is there ****

Not anymore anyway

The Young Gallowhill Team. That was us. Nae **** would mess

 

brigton derry!!

 

Renfrew Ferry!! (ya bas)

 

REMO, surely